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Ian Blackout

@mightyblackout.bsky.social

He/him. Jedi. Drunkard. Prophetโ€ฆ swears a bit.

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Going to assume that 680 of those comments are people posting a pic of the Jim Fixed It For Me badge ๐Ÿ‘

13.11.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's sad that most people don't know this. The level of beef education in the western world is at an all time low, and with Beef Information Centres in pretty much all cities, towns, villages, hamlets & communes, there really is little excuse.

01.11.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Voice From The Gallows / The Ice House Ah, the sound of hooves clopping across the rooftops and a smell of pumpkins and absinthe left out for Father Samhain can mean only one ...

Our #Halloween episode is here! ๐Ÿฆ‡ We hear a #VoiceFromTheGallows and stop off for a gin in #TheIceHouse, round on our website:
www.peggymountpod.com/2025/10/voic...
#Spooky #GhostStories

31.10.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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All football to be played with four teams; square pitch, goal on each side; also, knives allowed.

30.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Magazine tip: Save money at the supermarket by peeling your bananas before weighing them. This will also mean you have less rubbish to throw away at home, saving you more money in bin liners.

Magazine tip: Save money at the supermarket by peeling your bananas before weighing them. This will also mean you have less rubbish to throw away at home, saving you more money in bin liners.

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs

28.10.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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#screenshotsaturday

25.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The contents of a fridge really do tell you a lot about a person and "empty except for two leeks, a half-empty glass bottle of milk, and four bottles of champagne" is as precise a character portrait as anything an author could concoct.

24.10.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I appear to be getting special offers on human remains

23.10.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Raise spirits as well asโ€ฆ well, spirits ๐Ÿฅƒ
We're here with frightfully good new #Halloween tees:
www.tshirtstudio.com...
#TerrifyinglyTasteful #ScarilyAffordable

21.10.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have just discovered that Maccabi Tel Aviv have nothing to do with The Maccabees. Or with The Macc Lads. And yet, bizarrely enough, Paul 'Macca' McCartney owns the image rights to all three?

20.10.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't call myself woke, I'm... COSMICALLY AWARE!

18.10.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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new reaction pic just dropped

18.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is superb

18.10.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The alien from They Live!
Then he's laughing and it says They Laugh! then he's doing that heart thing with his hands and it says They Love!

The alien from They Live! Then he's laughing and it says They Laugh! then he's doing that heart thing with his hands and it says They Love!

The weekend is here!

17.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 809    ๐Ÿ” 278    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
The Illusions of Presence book against a red background, with a Christmas tree, glitter and decorations behind it on the left.

The Illusions of Presence book against a red background, with a Christmas tree, glitter and decorations behind it on the left.

Step into a haunted Christmas... Illusions of Presence revives 15 lost tales of festive fear, Victorian sรฉances, spectral nights & supernatural chills. A perfect spooky seasonal read, available online today.

๐ŸŽ shop.bl.uk/products/illusions-of-presence-lost-christmas-ghost-stories

16.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Tom Little - STAND-UP IN BIRMINGHAM!!!
YouTube video by Tom Little Tom Little - STAND-UP IN BIRMINGHAM!!!

My favourite thing about the Riyadh Comedy Festival is knowing that all the 'cancelled' comedians will continue to earn more in a night that I do in a year and that'll be the case no matter what I do, for the rest of my life. Anyway, watch my BRAND NEW STAND UP VIDEO!!! ๐Ÿ˜€
youtu.be/VlL_oll69AQ?...

16.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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London Film Festival 2025 โ€“ Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… Release: 26th November 2025 (in select cinemas) & 12th December 2025 (Netflix) Director: Rian Johnson Starring: Daniel Craig, Josh Oโ€™Connor, Glenn Close, Josh Brolin, Mila Kunis, Jeremy Renner, Kerry ...

Fresh from #LFF is the latest Rian Johnson whodunnit. My โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ review of #WakeUpDeadManAKnivesOutMystery for @moviemarker.bsky.social.

www.moviemarker.co.uk/london-film-...

16.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He's got about six heads, so he never has to blink

12.10.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LESS THAN 12 HOURS TO GO!! So please do enjoy these free comedy things. Huge thanks to all those who paid something! But donโ€™t feel you have to. Enjoy! (Spread the word, please)

12.10.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is the one thing we didnโ€™t want to happen

12.10.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this sounds as if they cut him right up and scattered him all over the manor, like the proper slahg 'e is.

11.10.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, the fact that you haven't capitalised god is telling ๐Ÿ‘€

09.10.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah thatโ€™s fair. Not ideal, but we take the small wins we can โค๏ธ

09.10.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh mate. Is everything ironed-out now (as much as it can be, obvs)?

09.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Going through some books and found a voucher thatโ€™ll come in VERY handy for the old Christmas shopping, thank you! Ka-ching ๐Ÿ’ท

04.10.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tomorrow I'll be at the British Library at midday for an hour and a bit signing whatever stock they have of mine. See you there if you're around!

27.09.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Queen Elizabethโ€™s final diary entry contained only 5 words.

Queen Elizabethโ€™s final diary entry contained only 5 words.

this everlasting pen is brilli

25.09.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I have no idea why Iron Maiden Pub Quiz isnโ€™t bigger. If I was a Maiden fan (WHICH I AM), Iโ€™d listen every week (WHICH I DO) and Iโ€™d bloody love it (WHICH I DO). Maiden fans are really missing out.

24.09.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
22.00 FILM: SHALLOW GRAVY
Three flatmates must hide a dead body in a limited supply of Bisto. Please note, this film contains stock footage.

22.00 FILM: SHALLOW GRAVY Three flatmates must hide a dead body in a limited supply of Bisto. Please note, this film contains stock footage.

23.09.2025 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Dragonslayer (1981) Review

A mediocre movie with a masterpiece monster....
thecraggus.com/?p=48836

22.09.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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