The internet is under psychological warfare right now. No one is being arrested for these crimes but we are being tortured with information. That’s the point- numb us and keep getting away with it

Maybe the best retaliation is being offline idk

Apparently Epstein frequented a comedy venue in New York I performed at regularly. I just know he saw my set and HATED me 😈

Oh no…my high school friend who follows ICE on Instagram just liked a very obvious AI thirst trap 🙃

Hahaha I love that you made this meme

Laying in bed exhausted from my period. Wondering if this egg were a person who would they be. Probably a super energetic girl (idk I’m crazy)

Haha I’m not buff I wish though! I just like moving around

Oh wow I’m reading all of this thank you

Found out chat gpt has a platform where bots discuss humans and I got scared so logged into chat gpt to wish them a good evening 🙈

There’s the brighter side

Kinda weird being at the gym right now during the downfall of America idk

Watched a BBC documentary to chill out, now I’m all sad about the native horses dying out in Mongolia

I don’t pay for YouTube free ads, I just yell ‘shut the fuck up’’ until they’re over

At least it’s a few lessons learned here:
1. Didn’t pound my cutlets thin enough so by the time internal temp was cooked they were kinda burned :/
2. Got cheap olive oil and I think at that high heat for that amount of time it turns into poison

Just made a really gross meal prep and now I have 4 servings of it 😀

Ooh that sounds like a good breakfast

The reason why there’s AI is our leaders look like shit and they’re sick. It’s propaganda

Trying to sit up straight like a lady while I eat this greasy patty melt

Ooh I gotta look into that

They gave me a different form because I’m out of their jurisdiction. I just want to pay a kid $20 to take care of it

What’s the psychology behind me picking up a can of tinned fish and saying ‘that’s expensive!’ To immediately picking up another can and thinking it’s reasonable even though it’s only a couple dollars less?

Best comeback.

(I filled out an animal noise complaint government paper 🙈)

My neighbors have a bird that will NoT STOP SCREAMING how do I tell them they have to kill it?

Overheard in a dark dive bar

‘My ex wife took my pension!
…now I’m fucking all these chicks. But I take a dick pill because I’m 57 but it takes a day to work so I’ve got a hard on at my day job’

💀

Walking down the street today and saw the mailman give a local cat a lil treat 💜 wonder if people who deliver the mail often have animal treats or an occasional toy for children?

Was offline the past two days. Logged in on Instagram this morning and immediately saw a video of a right wing influencer say sleeping with a 15/16 year old is ok. What the fuck is going on?

Instagram reels are like ‘hi I’m Dr. Bullshitter and here’s 10 minutes before I get to the point’

Both! Potato with a really nice hunk of soft cheese melted in

My cut off from drinking is when I start listening to classic rock. When the ZZ Top comes on the headphones, time for bed baby I’m drunk

A long time ago I was pitching bits for a famous comic who was hosting an awards show. I pitched a kazoo orchestra and no one laughed. I still stand that was a funny idea and world work