Smoked weed yesterday and I think it made me a certified weed hater. I feel stupid and crazy and lazy. Absolutely 0/10

I guess guilt is better than 💩

I’m better this eve. Thanks…lol I need to get over my anxiety about wasting food

Yeah..,

Oh no I made it 8 days ago and it has eggs in it. I’m cooked

The Lion has a tummy ache from eating week old casserole

Lol maybe!

Some of the scariest things about standup is just GETTING to the show. Just walked under an overpass with lots of graffitied cop cars locked up. Now I get to be scared on stage too 🥰

Watched Hudsucker Proxy (free on tubi). Such a good movie!

Weird thing about the comics performing in Saudi is it’s not a one time show. You’re gonna be owned the rest of your life and can’t speak about them or anything they choose. Good luck!

I’m out of the south but still talk to strange animals like I’m Cajun. Just told a skunk to ‘get outtahe naw’ and it left lol

Everything is going to kill us 😭

Very true. And comforting

Found out my favorite ramen spot has just as many calories as a McDonald’s meal 😢

I guess a ‘brighter side’ to this is I’ve been reaching out to friends more and making sure people are ok. Are you ok?

Yeah sorry it was a crazy couple of days…it’s died down now but there were multiple reports of people walking around with pew pews the past couple days

Boxing class this week:

Pros- the footwork I’ve been doing has dramatically made my feet stronger

Cons- I need to work on my balance and a lot more cardio

(This is a more of a mental note for me)

Searched up exercises for high arched feet (I got em) and now I’m on foot fetish Instagram 🫤

Also the acid trip scenes are probably the most accurate I’ve seen

Rewatched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Now that I’m an adult and drugs have lost their cool appeal, the movie is kinda sad. You had these hopeful kids trying to find peace and love through drugs but ended up broken

Tried to pay a small business owner with Zelle. When you make a new purchase you’re asked if it’s a small business…the app kept freezing. I wonder if it’s written in their code to freeze up in small business purchases?

Lesson learned- keep cash on me

Oooh yes very 2018 energy

Oh my goooood so corny lol

Thinking back 10 years ago on all the cool things I’m glad I didn’t get into… like the original 4 Loko, adderall, or saying ‘Ridonculus’

Talking to strangers is so funny because why did the grocery cash say she has a hat man in her house that haunts her 😭

Made garlic naan bread. So incredibly easy and tasty!

Hahaha very true. I want to turn to this girl next to me and genuinely ask why she is speaking like that

Idk but it’s bugging me out. At a coffee shop and someone is speaking like this. Maybe I’m being too negative or it’s internalized misogyny

Lolol why do people do this??? And it’s never good music

Oh no someone’s blasting shitty music on the subway again 🙃