Kelso 🍂

dual wielding
my gratitude for the ones I love
and
my fear for the future

Reading Anïas Nin's letters to Henry Miller was not the best idea when I'm sitting at work pining for physical touch. Oops.

@vickyacab.bsky.social and @caw-shinythings.bsky.social are some of my favorite parscocial friendships on these goofy medias. It's worth skipping a couple coffees this week to help out.

Match me if you can, goobers.

If you want to be in the boat, you need to help paddle once in a while.

One can only hope for such miracles. At least I can still eat chocolate.

I've had yerba matte from the can (they sell @ co-op) but I can only have maybe 2x/wk because of the caffeine.
I can hit the bazaar next wk n take a look. We got matcha @ home but I gotta learn to make it.

It's official: I cannot drink coffee anymore. My stomach can't handle it.

Please send your favorite non-coffee breakfast drinks. Iced preferred.

I root for you, I love you
You, you, you, you, you, you, you
I root for you, I love you

An army of lovers cannot lose.

Yeah, we're all gonna make it. ❤️

🎉🎉🎉 Congratulations to the 2025 Lambda Literary Award Winner for LGBTQ+ Anthology: Swagger: A Celebration of the Butch Experience by Rae Theodore, Nat Burns! @flannelfiles.bsky.social @flashpointpub.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉
#Lammys2025 #LammyAwards

If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn't Dracula.

I'm having more fun on Letterboxd than I originally thought I was going to.

I can't wait to try to stumble through it. I'm warming up with Lot 49 first, in case I need to ease into the cadence of his work again.

Be ready for Pynchon Autumn.

This is her fault, you know.

It's a mess but it's working

It doesn't take much for me to be swayed. If you tell me that you love me with meaningful conviction and a hand firmly on my heart, I will fight God for you for the rest of my life.

For perspective: When I recommended OBAA, he responded with "oh, I don't really like Paul Thomas Anderson movies." so you can imagine what I was working with here.

This was a new barber, and I was nice! I did the "oh, yeah I'll check that out." I'm not cruel!

Never tell your barber that you enjoy watching horror movies, they will give you so, so many recommendations on pure garbage.

Literally counting down the days until I get my little retreat. November can't get here fast enough.

Not that I don't love October, please send me photos of your kids & dogs in Halloween costumes it brings me so much joy. 🥹

I’m just trying to get home.

WAIT, I NEED A BIG ASS TABLE. OH MY GOD.

I'm excited to FINALLY get my own space to make art again. I am giddy at the prospect of buying all of my chalk pastels and paints again.

What else should you put in a studio space?

Can I follow you on letterboxd?

When planning dates I often ask my date if they have any ideas or want input or if they want me to take the lead on planning one.

Apparently nobody else does this, so I thought I'd toss it out into the ether here. Follow me for more dyke dating tips.

All of Ari Aster's movies are A Serious Man by the Coen Bros

Safdie Bros movies are all just Its a Wonderful Life

I know I give shit to 70mm quite a bit, but honestly this is the real reason why I hate the format. Those projectors were a bitch to move too. Ugh, having Lawrence of Arabia flashbacks. 😵‍💫

Rest in power, Assata Shakur.

CREEP’s Mark Duplass Launches Found Footage Fund For Trans Filmmakers He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.

He may play a CREEP but Mark Duplass is a stand-up guy, as Duplass Brothers Productions is teaming up with the Transgender Film Center to launch the Found Footage Fund for trans filmmakers.