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I can’t retire, probably.

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The dachshund tea kettle is going off.

13.11.2025 00:21 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A miniature dachshund curled up like a loaf of bread on top of a burnt orange couch staring at the camera.

A miniature dachshund curled up like a loaf of bread on top of a burnt orange couch staring at the camera.

The little menace returned to live with us, permanently.

#dachshund #Dogsofbluesky

12.11.2025 11:07 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A deep bowl of white rice with sausage and chicken gumbo. A small bunch of parsley scattered on top.

A deep bowl of white rice with sausage and chicken gumbo. A small bunch of parsley scattered on top.

Made my emergency gumbo.

28.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A month from now I’ll be shaking my cup and maybe someone will lend us a dime.

24.10.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The fact that I was suppose to be in NYC for PinkPantheress’s concert in Brooklyn but had to cancel only to find out that she’s hosting a party with DJ Joe.

22.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alright, you can back the truck up my driveway.

30.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is indeed horrific to work at a sterile office

29.09.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My guy, Al Paconeeehhh!

19.09.2025 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The cool menu of the stalwart of many an anime fan of the early 2000s' DVD collection: Macross Plus: The Ultimate Edition. (Movie disc)

18.09.2025 19:13 — 👍 125    🔁 26    💬 7    📌 0

Disney adults going into massive debt to go to Disney theme parks are no different than cult followers going into debt for their church. 20k,35k,50k??? For Disney??

11.09.2025 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just remember that I would fall asleep to Aphex Twin for an entire year. But not an entire album or a playlist. Just one Aphex Twin. Anyone else?

08.09.2025 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the

03.09.2025 08:51 — 👍 31731    🔁 6549    💬 398    📌 217

Thank you!!

28.08.2025 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just a simple recipe 🤧

27.08.2025 23:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been vindicated.

15.08.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes! The song at the end gets me every time. Futurama has several devastating episodes for a show that didn’t take it too serious for many seasons.

07.08.2025 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great, now I’m crying. I can never not cry at the end.

07.08.2025 10:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Waking up in the middle of the night to the Seymour, Fry’s dog episode from Futurama is just depressing.

07.08.2025 10:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

So basic fuck the UAE and everything they’re doing. They deserve all the same hate as the other one.

05.08.2025 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The vast majority of tech companies are literal pyramid schemes. There’s a small percentage that are doing actual meaningful work but the rest are literally just a step above a shell company to be sold with half baked products.

30.07.2025 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate that the technophobes were right.

28.07.2025 15:37 — 👍 58    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 1

Denny’s at 2am as god intended for all.

30.07.2025 09:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do I tell people that I experience an existential crisis around AGI but without coming across as a conspiracy theorist to the normies.

28.07.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s nothing more American than a Chinese buffet.

25.07.2025 23:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I refuse to believe that there exists a drag queen with flat feet. I’m so sorry but my flat dogs are howling after today and I’m not in heels. Can someone really do it all with flat feet?!?!? 😭

20.07.2025 06:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was going to say that too. They’re not running out of ICE agents or that they’re quitting in “droves”. There’s plenty of these “drones” signing up to deport people. They also got that massive budget increase. Those signing bonuses are hard for them to pass up if they’re doing it for loan forgiveness

17.07.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We paid off our car!!

14.07.2025 13:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Pest-Modernism

13.07.2025 18:00 — 👍 1017    🔁 247    💬 9    📌 2
The painting depicts a young woman, believed to be the model Madeleine Boisguillaume, reclining on a green sofa after a social event, likely a ball, reflecting a moment of exhaustion and perhaps melancholy.

The painting depicts a young woman, believed to be the model Madeleine Boisguillaume, reclining on a green sofa after a social event, likely a ball, reflecting a moment of exhaustion and perhaps melancholy.

Sunday plans:
🖼️ Ramón Casas

13.07.2025 13:20 — 👍 924    🔁 109    💬 30    📌 13

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