Magic: the Simpsoning

Jeff, stop asking the AI how to be less bald! #AWS

3 garden gnomes

Installed security

The Chair Company seems like another classic. Tim Robinson Cinematic Universe does not seem to miss.

YouTube video by BartSimpsonVEVO The Simpsons - Hand In Toaster

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I'd argue that the opening to Time And Punishment with Homer's hand getting jammed in the toaster may be one of the most perfectly timed jokes on The Simpsons ever. The first time I saw it, I laughed until I cried.

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Wasn't at the protest long, but would recommend if you can still make it to one. Even if you don't have a sign and can't hang for much time, they will really appreciate your presence.

The fine line between going extremely hard and being extremely cringe.

Not a plate left in the place

666 Hogback Rd

Thought I misread the sign, but I did indeed pass 666 Hogback Rd in Virginia.

Chicken crossing the road

Why's he doing that?

Took a little time off to visit my way-out-there family. Phone must be off in the house because of the waves.

I just saw a YouTube add for Spotify with Martin Garrix, a 29-year old who we've known about and probably haven't thought much about for over a decade. Idk why I'm posting this, I just think that's weird

Gout car

In the wild

bart simpson wearing a santa hat talking to a dejected homer in a santa suit hanging over a railing adorned with wreaths. caption: maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle happens.

tired: the One Piece is real

wired: the One Piece is the blood of Christ

inspired: Luffy would kick the absolute shit out of someone like Thiel

Tbh, I'd like to see Zuck do impressions

Kuma is One Piece's Christ. And while we all love Kuma, his reward for shouldering the pain of the world is to be turned into a superweapon and used against the world he tried to protect. There's your allegory for modern Christianity.

YouTube video by Crunchyroll Luffy Punches a Celestial Dragon | One Piece

this is what happens when Luffy meets Peter Thiel:

One Piece is about a guy who punches wealthy bigot autocrats who don't cherish humanity in its broad and diverse forms.

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

topical

Smithers: But he's got a new hat!

Who's everyone sadder about, Diane Keaton or Ian Watkins?

Dwight Swords to Plowshares

Obviously more important things going on. But what are we doing here? (I'm aware of the irony re. my account, so don't bother pointing that out.)

Yeah, that's about right

Taking 3 children to get vaxxed, please pray for and congratulate me.

People who are dismissive of this work's artistic value are wrong

How about instead of 'confirming receipt' we do "I done saw yer ee-lectronic message and I'm a-fixin' to attend to it"

Probably worth watching before it's purged from existence and everyone involved is fed to alligators

3 Gen Z Tories, all silly in different ways

They look like they've hatched a convoluted scheme to stop The Batman