James Crabtree

- Dragu-shins (players that wear their socks low)
- Vicario & Luigi (players with video game names)
- Ow Palinha (players that were injured most of last season)
- Arm Sol-INK-e (players with full sleeves)

“And alas I saw a rider on a pale cockerel being surrounded by a creature with seven wings, a European trophy, and the largest team store in Europe. He said to me, “You shall receive a £20 discount off SpursPlay with a OneHotspur+ membership.”

We’re either building a perennial winning club or a mythical beast with 7 wings — both still have more European pedigree than Arsenal.

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And sell three more.

Also the correct answer to, “What is still more functional than anything sold at the Container Store?”

Tactical foul.

Damn. He crashed another trophy lift.

#COYS #PremierLeague #THFC

Common trend I’ve heard from those against him is that he’s a good press resistant enforcer but isn’t also a good progressive carrier/passer.

I think that enforcer quality can be beneficial in certain matches and also free up FB/CM to player higher and more attacking.

Exactly. I’m not trusting Human Resources.

My boss mocked me at work today for being a Spurs supporter. Is that why people write HR?

Do they mean co-signing on a loan like Olivier Giroud is buying a pre-owned Toyota Corolla but has a subpar credit score and needs support? That has to be what this means, right? #HereWeLoan

It’s MR. Marinakis and don’t you forget it. (Video recorded on my own free will).

#THFC #COYS #PremierLeague #MorganGibbsWhite

As a goodwill gesture, I updated AFTV’s Gyökeres announcement video to better reflect the true heart of the club they support.

This piece is entitled: Don’t Say Anything

Random mother of 3 has followed many London businesses on Instagram and is now linked with Tottenham as a midfield option for Frank’s squad.

In a statement she said, “I’m not looking for a contract — just looking for 5 minutes of peace and quiet.”

#coys #thfc #PremierLeague

I prefer Dejan Kulu-Sevski.

Morgan Gibbs-Light

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Remembering the stealth nature of the Odobert signing last year gives me hope that, even in the silence, Lange is still Lange-ing in the shadows.

Imagine Gibbs-White

I rewatched the Reading match and one of the things that excited me the most was the potential for Archie Gray in this system. It makes sense why Frank wanted Gray at Brentford.

Not only how Frank utilized Bentancur and Sarr in midfield but also how he used Porro at RB.

🎶 We don’t need a six,
We’ve got a Vuskovic 🎶

Alfie Gibbs-Devine.

Blonde Pedro Porro in the black away kit is quickly one of my favorite things of 2025.

In the time it took me to type this reply, Frank explored 3.72 new formations.

It won’t be easy with the way Marinakis is Holdin’ Gibbs-Tight.

Currently stuck in a relationship where you feel your release clause isn’t being honored?

It’s not selfish to do what’s Morgan Gibbs-Right for YOU. Your heart is worth than £60mill.

Note: I did not receive the approx. price of your heart via improper channels

#COYS #THFC

I get it. I just reported myself.

Rumor is that’s also the halftime show for the World Cup Final in 2026. All done to a Lee Greenwood mix.

If I didn’t know this thread was about beer, I’d assume you were talking about the latest players on Lange’s radar for Spurs.

“Our fourth official for today’s Club World Cup Final is wrestling legend, Hulk Hogan. On VAR is US poet laureate Kid Rock being assisted by the MyPillow guy.

We must disclose that the MyPillow guy has doubts about the technology being used for VAR and has multiple lawsuits pending.”