James Crabtree

Time to float.

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I got bifocals for the first time two weeks ago. I walk like I’m inebriated by astigmatism.

Is that the set piece coach with Teddy?

I like Ossie and tinned fish so I’m fine with both.

I understood the Shelf Side and Park Lane sections but, until now, I wasn’t sure what the Sins of the Father section was all about.

It’s exclusively for kids forever tied to the club because of family pressure.

Strategic annoyance.

How has David Robinson NOT made the world a better place?

You ran into Alan Sugar too?

The Kroenke Effect is real.

Thomas Frank is the Dane that Vinai wanted.

Olivia Holdt is the Dane we need.

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An upcoming article from Times Sport:
Why Tottenham’s medical staff is our hope in finding the cure for cancer

❔How did you end up as a Spurs supporter?

For me, it was in 2001 when my hero, Kasey Keller, joined the club. He didn’t play much that year but I quickly grew to love Ledley King and Simon Davies.

What’s your story?

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“I’ll leave you with this: Marriage three is better than marriage two.” - Ange Postecoglu

Cupid again ole ole 💘

You can’t spell RID OUT ORG without I-G-O-R T-U-D-O-R.

Is he the one to fulfill the prophecy of ENIC, Vinai, and Lange departing?

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Great manager AND a Spurs supporter.

Have you checked the F1 track under the stadium outside of operating hours?

“I think it was a good sandwich. The top piece of bread: good. The bottom piece of bread: good. That part in the middle that is an old sock: maybe not the filling we would have hoped for.” - Thomas Frank if he were a manager at Subway

My friend’s dad coached his son AND daughter’s teams when we were 7 so I think Martin could pull off the Spurs double.

He’s building something special in N17.

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Vinai and the board want to change the narrative that Spurs don’t give managers time which I get. However, we need to give that time to the RIGHT manager.

We don’t have to look far to see a situation where the RIGHT manager can quickly make a positive impact with a team that was most recently underperforming.

Martin Ho has quickly transformed Spurs Women into a contender with an exciting brand of football.

My latest fear is that I’ll be asked to run Venezuela or Manchester United on an interim basis.

Calm…Storm.

We’ll take that point at home. Next up is *checks schedule*…the only thing I disagree with Zohran Mamdani about…that team from Woolwich.

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This sudden spike in my daily screen time on Wednesday is what’s known in scientific circles as ‘The van de Ven Phenomenon.’ It’s when one rewatches over and over the clip of Micky van de Ven’s goal from Tuesday night.

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A nice night in N17.

Can you retroactively add this into your vows: “In van de Ven and in health…”

I was there too. I was in awe watching him come straight towards us in the South End and watched it obnoxiously on repeat on the bus back to my hotel.

The Johnson red card was a set piece that Frank and staff have been working on for weeks in training.

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I’m at the US Men’s National Team match against South Korea featuring Son & Pochettino. Sonny just struck this in front of me and I’m immediately back in 2018 😍