Blake ™

I always laugh out loud at the lyric “this perfectly handsome MUNCHKIN boy”

Frank L Baum giving his Oz lore some of the stupidest names of all time so that 100 years later people have to pretend to swoon when a hot guy in a spinoff musical declares “I’m from Winkie Country.”

wish granted!

Gregg Turkington’s only opinion on the Kennedy assassination would be how rude it was for Oswald to hide from the police in that theater and that “that’s not really what movies are supposed to be used

Wicked Part 2 Jeff Goldblum: Where I'm from, we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history.

Me in the audience:

battleship earth

keep walking

He didn’t get to go. He’s been bad.

looked at my kingdom
I was finally there

Hey Arnold: "Arnold's Thanksgiving" | Nothing Good On Get more from Nothing Good On on Patreon

For my Patreon, it’s the season of giving, so I wrote about an episode of Hey Arnold that meant a lot to me growing up. “Arnold’s Thanksgiving” dared to admit to kids that, hey, sometimes dealing with your family sucks.

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It turns out a 10-month marathon run on Being Evil is bad for your party

Just went to a promotional screening of Bugonia. After the movie, bald people came out as a surprise. But most of the audience booed them.

Let him live with you then! I want my basement back.

I’ve become a “don’t even know how to play the game. I just like collecting the artwork” guy

My adult son (who I hate) set an alarm for 7am today. I thought he was finally going to a job but he tells me “Halloween candy is on sale and this is my chance”

“What’s your name? COOKIE? Oh wow, well, I could do…I could do a lot with that. Uh, Cookie Monster? Uh…”

Tim Heidecker making a silly face in his standup special, an evening with Tim Heidecker

Finally got around to watching An Evening With Tim Heidecker and it's genuinely one of the best pieces of performance art I've ever seen. It's incredible. A thoroughly researched masterfully preformed display of everything exhausting about mid standup comedy performed by washed up dads

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My final Patreon entry for October examines 1980's Boo! This obscure special set out to prove that monsters CAN host a vaudevillian variety show. Why does Dr Frankenstein hate Howard Cosell? Why is Dionne Warwick here? None of these questions will be answered!

!!! JUST GOT A POWER SHUTOFF NOTICE ON MY DOOR !!!

I need to pay like $450 in past due bills by tomorrow or my power/heat's gonna be shut off. I've been able to have them put this off for a while, but I'm literally out of time. I really need someone's generosity.

One of the bad Willy Wonka kids growing up and running for office only to get visibly mad anytime someone from the press asks them about what happened at the chocolate factory.

“I think there are more important matters than my being shrunk inside a television 30 years ago.”

Oh that’s so crazy that kids love the thing that kids have loved for a hundred years.

musicals used to have songs that advanced the plot

It’s too bad the Michael Jackson episode is banned considering it has one of the funniest jokes

This would finally get Gregg politically motivated on the same level as Tim

Really sweet that he makes time for these Make A Wish kids

Turning off the Blair Witch Project after the first night in the woods. My favorite short film about film students who have a fun time camping.

I'm selling my physical media collection to help raise some money. If there's anything in here you like, make me an offer

One of the best portrayals of trying to make plans with your friends in their 30s/40s