Chris Somerville

movies should be on websites instead of the cinema, and share the realm where me and my buddies are always threatening to kill people

Paul Dano talking to the press while Tarantino grimaces in the background like some kind of hobgoblin or troll

lmao

last week of school coming up and I’m going to impress the students by riding the akira motorcycle on the oval

They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks

showing my daughter AI generated newspaper photos of labubu’s state funeral to explain why Santa couldn’t get her one

they’re brining favstar back, to show you everyone’s favs

whackin my rat downtown

a packet of game controller decorations for cakes

using these to break it to my father that I won’t be joining him at the family patisserie, because I’m a gamer now

don’t have a better alternative sorry as I am also living an evil life

while I know there’s no real ethical consumption anymore I still think people should feel embarrassed using the drone investment company app

I'm in under my head. Feels great

[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you

Our daughter wants an elf on the shelf and I’m telling her that she’s wrong, she should be into other things like Slint albums, or the cruel and depressing short stories of Ottessa Moshfegh

me and my buddies are all wide awake and calculating our volume

never heard of it

stop hanging around my kid’s school

daughter is freaking out because someone on the school yard told her there’s a version of red light green light you can play where they kill you

we tell ourselves stories in order to agree with everything the protagonist says and does

me and my buddies dressing as turn of the century loggers for the Train Dreams opening weekend

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

loving teachers saying that can’t skip out on a pay check for their Christmas budget without wondering why they have to budget everything down to the wire

an array of old non fiction books about pigeons

absolute score

the socialist Victorian government is jailing ten year old kids for life, to push their woke agenda

Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice

facebook marketplace ad for a Peter Griffin impressionist, costing $50 reduced down from $500

me and my buddies are gleaning

We love to get on the clock app and look at our timers history. 4 minutes. 11 minutes. 8 minutes. Those were the good ones.

going to be awesome to be 15 years old in victoria, where you won't be allowed to watch youtube but will be allowed to go to prison for a thousand years

There’s something to like in each one but season 3 is my favourite so far

my 5 year plan is to become evil and my 10 year plan is to become good again