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Maleficent

@poncapanda.bsky.social

Trying to find the funny in a world full of chaos.

17 Followers  |  19 Following  |  101 Posts  |  Joined: 13.01.2025  |  1.6024

Latest posts by poncapanda.bsky.social on Bluesky

Im dealing with shit Im not ready to talk about yet. If I seem more chaotic, it's just healing.

18.07.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my account here should also be known as THIS IS WHAT IM ACTUALLY THINKING.

18.07.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Darlings have a wonderful time at pride. I couldn't get the day off but I suspect they'll all be wonderful. Keep me updated! Love you all. BE SAFE.

-A sapiosexual and demiromantic

28.06.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh it is lol

14.06.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 14.06.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I scratched my cornea like 4 days ago but it's healing great :) I was able to drive today without natural sunlight bothering me too much

30.05.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom is a lot easier to deal when she's sleepy and on her meds. The sass when she feels fine is keeping me up at night.

21.05.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bekki is on her way.. gummies come save me #numbnumb #nomnom #goingtospace

11.05.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else crying at work intermittently feeling like a complete lunatic?

10.05.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No but for real, my body can fall asleep sitting up like a total weirdo. Save me lol

27.04.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If my body decides to take a nap here at work can someone pick me up a monster and BRIIIIINNNNGGGG MEEE TOOOO LIIIIIFEE

27.04.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To the person who said I was on heroin? Dude you're insane. Like literally. See someone lol what I want can be bought at a dispensary. By the way, my father thinks you're a lunatic

22.04.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my personal nightmares is over. Thank you Lord Jesus! Such a hard year. Slowly... SLOWLY... improving

21.04.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jacoby Ellsbury stealing home a couple times made me fall madly in love

19.04.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like my world has disintegrated completely. 3 years of one horrible choice and now I'll pay in some way for the rest of my life. It's taking everything out of me to be strong. Pray for me. To whoever
You pray to. Someone bigger than me. I need hope and help.

19.04.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf is he talking about

07.04.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dude was fired from the property and banned. I'm still hiding in the back because I'm paranoid.

07.04.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#metoo is a real thing still. I feel like I need a shower. Ugh

07.04.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just wanna do my job dude.

07.04.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I like you and you like me"

Bitch, you're my co-worker. I'm friendly.

I told my boss. he said he's not allowed to talk to me anymore and not allowed to come out of his room tonight because I wanted to hide in the back, which I am.

When it initially happened, I locked myself in the lobby bathroom

07.04.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that weird old maintenance dude finally crossed the line. He said his tv wasn't working in his room & asked for help. I go up there & am messing with it. He says "can I ask you a personal question" asked me for my phone number & if i'd consider an affair with him. (As far as he knows I'm taken)

07.04.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You can call me a son of a bitch but you're gonna be doin it long distance"

Call me a dumb c*nt, do it walkin.

πŸ«‘βœŒπŸ½πŸ–•πŸ½

05.04.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm bored. Anyone awake?

03.04.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude women can't even be friendly anymore...

23.03.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A woman can't wear makeup anymore to make herself feel put together without attracting NEGATIVE attention. 😑

22.03.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude I am young enough to be your daughter. Do not hit on me.

22.03.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cowards.

21.03.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just read this. I'm like are they living in fear or what? Do they really believe in this?

21.03.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to be self-aware anymore, this was a trick. Make me stupid again. I don't need to self-analyze behaviors and know with certainty the reasons I am annoying but am unable to do anything about it.

19.03.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

This! I'm a Christian but I believe in evolution. This earth is millions of yrs old. The Bible even says that years in heaven don't equal years on earth. It wasn't created in 6 days. animals had 2 adapt & grow and change to survive. Therefore... natural evolution. Science is as real as God is to me.

19.03.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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