Keaton Belliston

Hyundai test car covered in tarpaulin, equipped with C4 salad shooters

Damn @itsmcmiketime.bsky.social, salad shooters really do look good on everything

I recommend calling up my bro, Quotation Mark next time

I’m gonna need a list of best/worst superb owl ads to watch after The Big Game (not watching it)

There’s at least one here in Salt Lake!

That, nationalism, xenophobia, catering to Elom

Yep

How is the Cyberfuck allowed on US roads, yet I can’t own a car that’s passed reg in the EU, Japan, etc?

so stupid

I feel like that guy has fundamentally misunderstood the term “blue balls”

I see it going exactly the opposite way.

Bans on all imports, just like the DMVs in far too many states.

Hell, they’ll probably extend the Chicken Tax to cover all vehicles built outside the US, too.

A featureless grey building with a sign that reads MILK+

seems like everybody’s got their own streaming service these days fr 🙄

Oh what, the “no cars” CEO being out of touch?!

I can never see his name without being reminded of the time he tried to sell me on a Maverick — immediately after telling him that I need low ride height and a hatch/liftback for my wheelchair.

Lots of takes like “wait until grandma can’t get her kidney meds!” And it’s like, this situation is already very real to millions of (young!) disabled people. The “grandma” trope shows how much not-currently-disabled people think they’re immune to chance. Disability can happen to anyone at any time.

Well fuck that would be poetic as hell

They should be given a vehicle that they’re told is invincible to tornados, but it’s actually just one of those RVs that’s built like a house of cards

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I’m guessing tires are hard to find?

But my god that’s beautiful

OEM lights are all it needs!!

Yeah, definitely need to shift over here more

Yeah probably not

Just got real quiet, which also sucks because it’s the most viable way to promote my gofundme… Desperate times

And twitter algorithm. Genuinely think I’m shadow banned or something.

I lately only get you and maybe 5 other people interacting with me, probably loads of people jumping ship or something

It’s all because of the lighting engineers that figured out they can dim the specific spot that’s measured, while leaving the rest of the field overly bright.

Desperately need to just align regs with EU, and then recall these headlights.

Yeah I’m glad my mom’s Renegade has halogens at least. But even its increased ride/seat height doesn’t help against trucks.

Especially as it’s the only vehicle I’m driving for a while until I get the funds to fix my Integra

Screenshot of a quote tweet on Twitter. Original tweet by @OSINTtechnical: Photo of a destroyer warship firing a very bright laser. Caption reads: “The US Navy released a new photo of USS Preble (DDG-88) firing her HELIOS laser weapon.” Quote tweet by me: Photo of a driver’s point-of-view, showing a rearview mirror with a blindingly bright glare. Caption reads: “this fuckin prick” The quote tweet has 12 likes.

Big Headlight is silencing me, because tf do you mean this only got 12 likes

Between this and similar moves from other companies, it’s an uncomfortable fact that Luigi has already saved more lives than he’s taken

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

Said they’re “dangerously underweight” (they’re not, our family has high metabolism) then said that they want their thighs bigger (mentioned squats, they got mad again)

So now they bought themselves a few large tubs of ice cream to eat on their own.

Ignoring the fact we’re in debt, it’s unhealthy…

I wish my nb brother would realize that muscles aren’t masculine or feminine.

They used to work out all the time but then stopped abruptly when they started HRT, and became constantly lethargic and underweight…

Now they’re trying to gain weight, but got angry when I mentioned working out again 🫠

I feel like if I was obscenely rich, I would’ve went to a doctor to get my knees checked out…

Pray for me, I decided to seek help regarding my hand controls on Reddit.

It’s a pretty good subreddit, but there will absolutely be idiots that think I’m wrong.

It’s so good! That’s pretty much in chronological order from getting it at 15 to now!

It was pretty well-sorted mechanically ~2010, just had to clean up the sun scorching lol