🥳 JJ 🥳

Working restaurant closing hours means more goblin bedtime hours

I fear my entire nervous system responds when I get a work email these days, she goes full “stare blankly at the horrors in the distance” for a good 30 minutes

Growing up gay in the south and moving away means having a lot of complicated relationships and friendships with people from back home, and unfortunately finding out that a lot of people have developed some really nasty beliefs since you stopped being an active everyday part of their lives.

Throwback to a conversation about dog breeds and who would be what and my ass gets handed “eyebrow chihuahua” 😭

I see you and I feel you, mine sounds like 00’s musical theatre 😔

More Bachelorette parties should be in the woods, I love woods parties 🌳

How does one job hunt without finding something to object to on every listing like I swear I shoot down so many opportunities because I’ll see a single red flag and then wonder why I didn’t apply to as many things as I wanted to 😭

Literally the number one reason I can’t bring myself to apply, I physically have to hum or sing or I will combust under pressure

Better or worse than waking up with the glee cast version of a song stuck in your head?

Happy pride, I only got slightly cooked today 🥓

It’s hot so I’m hitting tummy Tuesday and tank top Tuesday in one fell swoop 😂

And they don’t regret iiit 🤘

Wiiiild women do 🎶🐴

Oh no, I spent too long looking at world updates and now I have existential dread 🤷🏼‍♂️

$29 for a coffee and a sandwich why are airports like this 🤧

Omg 😭

The mental health goalposts this year have gotten so bleak, like “Did a task that involved going into the city, remembered to bring headphones so the jackhammers wouldn’t stress me out like a small vibrating dog. Win ✌🏼”

Hi gays, happy pride 🌈

PRIDEMONTH -> DIGIMON

Is this anything

Thank you! 😊

Hi gays, happy pride 🌈

Honestly Cowboy Carter shifted something in a good way

I thought too long about what I was gonna caption this with 🤷🏼‍♂️

After seeing Sinners last night, I think this movie might have my favorite use of music in a movie in YEARS, like holy cow

A bottle of Zyrtec hates to see me coming 😮‍💨

Hi here’s a quarterly “I’m alive and doing things,” update

Mission Status: SICK 🐮

#animation #nintendoswitch2 #Mariokartworld

Wishing all the gays in my phone a happy Tuesday 🥳