🥳 JJ 🥳

If you see this, share your smash bros mains.

The way I’m literally a bard with a subclass in alchemy bc my career is singing and drink slinging 😭

Oh 😂

I can’t say anything as an Eevee stan 😭😂

2016 to 2026

Pokemon rumble spheal casting a spell The text says "WOOSH. YOU WILL NOW HAVE A GOOD 2026" happy new year

This vest is covered in milk and vodka 😮‍💨

Literally why is nothing I need open during my normal waking hours 😭

I’ve posted enough consecutive normal things that I’m allowed to post a thirst trap, right?

No thoughts in this head, not one

🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️

We went to a wedding and we looked really cute

Cassandra from Doctor Who voice: “Caffeinate me 👁️👄👁️”

Partner appreciation post- I love you sooooo much ❤️

I keep winding up in mountains lately

Y’all ever have a mental health season that makes you feel like that frustrating protagonist in a teen drama that makes a bunch of consecutive bad choices bc they need character devolpment

This inspired me to make a homebrew dnd ranger based on yogi bear like “yeah, I’m a bear hunter”

Oh, is it Tuesday already?

I feel like soft German Shepard or Bernese, but like why stop there 🤷🏼‍♂️

New gyroid just dropped

Yay congrats!! 🥳🥳

This quest-line felt like a fever dream after Realm Reborn 😭

Also can’t stop dressing my character like a .hack// character

Listen, I’m having a blast 😭

Happy birthday! 🥳

Is it really helpful or necessary to have THREE scheduling apps for a job if none of them will let you easily request like four hours off on two different days 😭

Coming out as another ex-twink with a receding hairline playing the “how long can I get away with using my headshot from five years ago” game

Working restaurant closing hours means more goblin bedtime hours

I fear my entire nervous system responds when I get a work email these days, she goes full “stare blankly at the horrors in the distance” for a good 30 minutes

Growing up gay in the south and moving away means having a lot of complicated relationships and friendships with people from back home, and unfortunately finding out that a lot of people have developed some really nasty beliefs since you stopped being an active everyday part of their lives.