Kourage Kundahl

Caption incorrectly states “Tony Gwynn’s brother and his wife posing in-front of Tony’s statue.”

Photo of Tony Gwynn Jr. and Anisha Gwynn Jones standing in front of a statue of their father, Tony Gwynn. Gwynn’s statue depicts him holding Anisha in his right arm as he tips his Padres cap with his left hand.

Won’t tag anybody but let’s just say getting this *history* wrong is *nuts*

The good news is we’re three innings away from Ichiro pinch-hitting

There are only two possibilities at this moment: Will Best or Won’t Vest

Tweet from the Detroit Tigers on July 15, 2023: “The Pacific Northwest is known for its salmon, but we prefer Carp.”

Still accurate.

Sonic, half-shrouded in darkness, has a thousand-yard stare.

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Pain. Agony, even. Suffering, if you will

Me standing in front of the Baseball Hall of Fame wearing a Tigers jersey over a Padres jersey over a Reds jersey.

3-for-3.

Fire Bus. A bus jumps over a row of motorcycles in a fiery blaze.

THE CINCINNATI REDS ARE PLAYING IN OCTOBER

Screenshot of all-time top six Padres by Baseball-Reference.com Wins Above Replacement: Tony Gwynn, Dave Winfield, Manny Machado, Jake Peavy, Fernando Tatis Jr. and Trevor Hoffman.

Manny Machado and Fernando Tatis Jr. are neck and neck in bWAR as Padres: 26.9 and 26.8 with Jake Peavy in between.

Conceivable either could pass Winfield (32.0) next year.

Written and edited by yours truly.

Armando Galarraga smiles and stares in disbelief at the Tigers dugout on June 2, 2010. Text overlayed on photo reads "How do you manage pain?" Options for exercise/yoga, massage, meditation and deep breathing are unchecked. Checkmark in box next to "I simply live with the pain."

Tribute in Light as viewed from the East River facing the Brooklyn Bridge and One World Trade Center

Wake me up when September ends.

I fill a cup with Pibb Xtra from a soft drink machine in spite of a label reading “NOT A WINNER: Sorry, this spout is out of service.”

Become ungovernable

A ballpark is no place for lewd acts. Keep that in the privacy of a Toronto Marriott City Centre Hotel bedroom

Cooperstowncore.

Ichiro Suzuki admires a case featuring artifacts from his playing career in Yakyu | Baseball: The Transpacific Exchange of the Game. (Milo Stewart Jr./National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum)

Yokoso, Ichiro. #YakyuBaseball

Nobody tell Pete Alonso. Crank up the Immigrant Song intro and keep swinging

Using a continental-shaped flag instead of one that’s as far as pole to pole is a recession indicator

Peter Griffin holds an “I’m with James Wood” shirt

Derby pick

Spider-Man’s arm is turning black

The Oasis fandom possessing me as I approach 30

Should they Cease?

I haven’t seen a Cuomo humiliated this badly since Pinkerton. Folks,

My first byline for @baseballhall.org ⤵️

I think this app should sponsor a Wario-style sports commentator named Skyp Blueless

Call him Tariff Skubal the way every start makes the Tigers' price tag go up

Studio Gold Tony Gwynn collectible resembles a credit card with his 1994 statistics: AVG .394, 2B 35, RBI 64. Right fielder, MLB member since 7/82, birth date 5/9/60.

The gold standard of hitting. Happy heavenly birthday, Mr. Padre.

Based on the timing, I have to believe there’s a nonzero chance Derek Shelton is the new pope.

Catholic who watches the Sistine Chapel chimney waiting for Santa to come out who is then horrified when they see black smoke

Eugenio Four-ez