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If something didn't compute for me, I'd probably only say so once or twice. I wouldn't shake around or sputter much smoke

I can whip up a semi functional turn based rpg in Pulp so fast it would make your head roll a d20

*stadium full of people watching an episode of columbo* ONE MORE THING! ONE MORE THING!

Described in skeet

Described in skeet

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

that's what you get when you pick a pumpkin
whoa oh WHOA-OH oh

Spit that shit out, heathens

I like the idea of a crystal that provides some important balance to the world that can't be felt until it's destroyed and you suddenly feel its absence

I wonder how Clingan and Yang are at outlet passing

Huh, I don't think mine are. Crazy to hear though

DIG through the ditches
And BURN through the witches
And WORK as a waitress
In a COCKTAIL BAR

I'd probably start with decorative alum just to get my sea legs, but eventually I'd like to be able to trap demons and control the weather, that sort of thing

Cutting down on my interests and hobbies in favor of growing and maintaining crystals

The video game industry is in turmoil and under threat, but there are still delightful gems out there……

💋 play.date/games/totall...

So it goes

Like a miscommunication or execution mishap

They'll get a REAL point forward to show Flagg how it's done

I would have simply made all the correct choices

Wrong answer?

Wrong answer!

Hey, you're into video games,

Wrong answer!

Monty the fluffy orange cat laying on a wall tin that says GIBSON GARAGE in burnt orange, with an image of the building. His head is up and he looks funny

Same cat and tin, but now he's laying down and his little eyes are closed and he's oh so cute

Monty went straight for my souvenir from the Gibson Garage, truly he is my son

Pipe down over here, you two

maybe Clingan and Yang can interchange well, especially while Yang has to get up to NBA shape and we find out if Clingan has another level.
And lastly, you're wrong about Pride and Prejudice, but also we do already have a perfect adaptation (the bbc one) so I understand not needing more

Updates from me:
I must be the real Keanu because I got banned once during the great Fake Keanu Purge but they let me back on.
I liked your turn around on my question, a very interesting point. But I also think in the coming era, it will be important to have multiple high quality centers too, and

I'm hearing that there are some bad lyrics on the new Taylor Swift album. I try to be open minded, so I'm willing to believe that that is true.

Very glad I was on a plane basically two seconds after I posted that

Monty the fluffy orange cat in a wild and blurry motion

Pour me something round and orange
Make me a purricane before I go insane
He's mean and dumb as hell, but I don't care
My Monty cat's somewhere

I also always jump to that song lol

*prince voice* little moist towelette