Ziggles! ☕️

Subway makes me depressed when I eat it.

Karlheinz Stockhausen: 9-11! *does 6-7 hand motion*

Debussy in 1905 if he was into scat: "This my new series of symphonic sketches, I call it 'La merde'."

This numb-nuts thinks that local police don't racially profile people. lmao

People who get like 40 commissions a year are like, “I’ve been waiting for 7 years on like 5 commissions, I don’t think I’ll ever get them :(“ and I don’t feel bad for them at all.

I want to put Pawbert in an electric chair, and make out with him before flipping the switch.

I’ve hit people for less

I’m going to remake my AD, but I’m ditching the name Uncle Jed, because there are too many things named “Uncle Jed” like businesses, a character from The Beverly Hillbillies, and an Austalian reggae-funk band.

I got invited to play in a university production of the Rite of Spring!

Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

Every time I see someone smoking I want to tear off their arms and steal their cigarette.

It's been a month since I quit smoking too!

This is really shitty considering that there are fewer and fewer jobs.

#furryart white deer stands in dense foliage holding a purple rose to its face.

Do you fuck with deer?

I wonder if Mussolini’s favorite chord was an Fdom7.

Things will likely continue to get worse for the next few years, but I feel optimistic about the future after that.

me

I played contrabassoon for Mahler No. 1!

I’d gladly have my tax dollars go towards trans people’s top and bottom surgeries.

I know what you are

If I could just have 1 year where I live on the road, that'd be great. I haven't gotten out much in my life, and I want to just see the world.

Why is this an article? You’re just putting the opinions of an obnoxious person on a pedestal.

My man took FIRST?!

Kid is going to grow up to love horror movies

I want to see his head in a hydraulic press

Tax return already came in! Now I actually have enough money to get by!

Poulenc is up there among my favorites!

Going to heaven or hell is an isekai.