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Is pretty sure that Fox Mulder's biggest mystery is the source of his incredibly awful neckties. Like damn.

I am just the blue cat on K-Pop Demon Hunters, trying to right the plant for an awkwardly long time.

I'm watching a lot of 80s horror movies for spooky season. WTF is up with families kissing on the mouth? Is this some cultural thing I don't know about?

Disappointment means that you had higher expectations than what it delivered. Poorly done soufflé>Trump.

It's like a troupe of Cassandras screaming in unison at a Greek chorus, "Fucking do something!"
And the chorus is screaming back, equally in unison, "They screamed: Fucking do something!"

Charlie Dog (@cttr)

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This Parrot Accuracy is insane.

I am trying to think of how to write, "the fists would like a word," without making it an invitation to physical violence.

Not only am I a metal fan, my name is Sean Bienert. (We got Ellis Islanded and pronounce my surname incorrectly, though.)

I am so very, very close to this.

Brava!

is watching King of the Hill. Peggy is the worst person of all time.

They are trying to force Harvard to admit more conservative students.

Pardon me, but that sounds an awful lot like DEI, only DEI for stupid people.

Maybe, she got AI to read it?

fellow writers of science fiction. this is our moment

I would like to apologize to my wife, on behalf of dream-me. He's just not very good.

Those who do not write do not eat. This sounds like writer's bloc.

When he was chair of the English department at University of Iowa, Brooks Landon used to reference this a lot in his Modern Fiction class.

This is particularly obscene when you realize Republicans want to take food, shelter, healthcare, jobs, and due process from the bottom 50% of people in the US to free up cash to give the greedy, sociopaths who are the richest 0.1% in the US even more money for yachts, bonuses, and villas.

It's the inevitably of death! I've been an English teacher for two decades. Please, please, please let me use my skills against this regime.

"now son do you know why i pulled you over tonight?"
"no officer, what seems to be the trouble?"
"well it's just a routine checkpoint son, i'm going to have to ask you a few questions. first off, in herman melville's moby-dick what is the white whale an allegory for?"

“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.

Adolf Hitler commits suicide in his underground bunker | April 30, 1945 | HISTORY Adolf Hitler commits suicide by swallowing a cyanide capsule and shooting himself in the head. Soon after, Germany unconditionally surrendered to the Allied forces

Happy Hitler Killed Himself Day to those who celebrate. And condolences to Elon Musk and other Donald Trump fans.
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Good on Greyhound!

#goodtrouble

Skipped the paperwork. Ignored the court order. Broke the law. Ignored the constitution.

This ain’t immigration policy. This is straight-up defiance of the rule of law.

is watching White Lotus, and Jesus Christ, everyone, we need to save Belinda.