BeardedDad1987

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? - He pasta way.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? – Dam.

Why did the frog take the bus to work today? – His car got toad away.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? – They don’t have the guts.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? – Because he wanted to go to a high school.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? – Bison.

Why did the chicken join a band? – Because it had the drumsticks.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? – A carrot.

What kind of car does an egg drive? - A yolkswagen.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. - I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? – He was outstanding in his field.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? – Sneakers.

What do you call a factory that makes good products? – A satisfactory.

Why did the tomato blush? – Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? - He was outstanding in his field!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? – In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.

What do you call an illegally parked frog? – Toad.

What did the fisherman say to the magician? – Pick a cod, any cod.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? – Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

What did one plate say to the other plate? – Lunch is on me.

How do you make a lemon drop? – Just let it fall.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? - Dung.

What did the fisherman say to the magician? – Pick a cod, any cod.

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? – Because they have a lot of spirit.

Why was the stadium so hot? - Because all the fans left.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.