@beardeddad1987.bsky.social
Streamer, Uni Student, Dad, i wanna say im here for a good time, but it feels like its been a long time.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game? - All of the fans left.
14.11.2025 12:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What do you call a factory that makes good products? β A satisfactory.
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Live now: Subathon Stream 45 β returning to the rails of madness in Void Train! I like trains, I like chaos, and I fear nothing. ππ¨
Game: Void Train
Dad joke: Why did the train get an award? It had a locomotive for success.
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Why do cows wear bells? β Because their horns donβt work.
12.11.2025 12:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Live now: Subathon Stream 44 β climbing aboard the Void Train and hurtling through the unknown. Floating tracks, weird worlds, pure chaos ππ
Game: Void Train
Why donβt trains ever get lost? They always follow the right track.
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Why donβt skeletons go to parties? β They donβt have anybody to go with.
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Live now: Subathon Stream 43 β building a mighty ship in Minecraft! Will it sail majesticallyβ¦ or sink faster than my FPS in lava? πΆπ
Game: Minecraft
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrr-ticulation!
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Why donβt vampires attack Taylor Swift? β Because she has bad blood.
10.11.2025 11:12 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Live now: Subathon Stream 42 β weβre deep-sea exploring in Subnautica! Bring your towel, donβt panic, and let's find the meaning of aquatic life π πͺπ
Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish βnβ ships.
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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? - It was two-tired!
09.11.2025 14:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? - Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels.
08.11.2025 17:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? β He didnβt have the guts.
07.11.2025 12:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? β Frostbite.
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Live now: Chill Pomodoro study stream β quiet focus, cosy vibes, and productivity together. Letβs make progress, one session at a time πβ
Game: Productivity / Study
Why did the student eat their homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Live now: Returning to Subnautica for another round of underwater terror. Exploring, crafting, and definitely screaming at anything that moves.
Game: Subnautica
Dad joke: Why do sea monsters eat clowns? They taste funny.
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Why donβt ants get sick? - Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
05.11.2025 14:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do you make a tissue dance? β You put a little boogie in it.
03.11.2025 12:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do you organize a space party? β You planet.What did one hat say to the other? β You stay here, Iβll go on ahead.
02.11.2025 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why did the banana go to the doctor? - Because it wasnβt peeling well.
01.11.2025 12:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why was the math book always worried? β Because it had so many problems.
30.10.2025 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What do you call a sleeping bull? - A bulldozer.
29.10.2025 11:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why did the football coach go to the bank? β To get his quarterback.
28.10.2025 11:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Live now: Tonight weβre shipbuilding in BeardCraft β wood, chaos, and questionable design choices await! Game: Minecraft (BeardCraft Realm).
Dad joke: Why did the pirate go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw his sword.
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What did one hat say to the other? - You stay here, Iβll go on ahead.
27.10.2025 17:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Live now: Returning to the depths in Subnautica β exploring, screaming, and pretending Iβm not afraid of the dark. Game: Subnautica.
Dad joke: Why did the crab never share? Because he was a little shellfish.
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What did one plate say to the other? β Lunch is on me.
26.10.2025 13:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why did the coffee file a police report? β It got mugged.
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Live now: Facing my fears in Emily Wants To Play! Dolls, jumpscares, and poor life choices await. Game: Emily Wants To Play.
Dad joke: Why donβt ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.
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What time did the man go to the dentist? - Tooth-hurty.
24.10.2025 12:30 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0How do you make a tissue dance? - Put a little boogie in it!
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