DJ Champage Bangers

I have too many reasons to be sad right now and holy shit i just can’t with this bullshit. I need to breathe some trees. Maybe let a fungus kill my ego and revel in the greater existence. Pretty crazy being born an animal. If we are the universe experiencing itself then the universe is dumb as shit.

Timothee Chalmet converts to Islam for the role you’ll never forget!!!

Ran out of propane now i gotta smoke weed like a cave man. Send thots and players.

They got permission to break any law, then fired anyone responsible for enforcing those laws upon them, are now breaking all of the laws without fear of repercussions, and you still expect the law to save us?

So like, we’re not paying taxes this year, right?

If you about to double the price of bread that just recently doubled in price the circus needs to be extraordinary.

Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation

I reckon not! 😆

Am I just not following the right people or are the memes real weak here? Like REAL WEAK.

bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.

Realizing at around the hour and 45 minute mark I realized i was not writing down my dj set list from tonight. Whoops.

Or drive to Michigan and buy weed. 🤣

Dark Matter Coffee, Garfield Conservatory, Toy du Jour, Art of Chicken or Parson’s for food.

Good work, homie. ❤️

Eventually, all characters on tv and movies will be voiced by alan tudyk, and honestly, good for him.

This is art.

Fucking goddamn yes they got David Dastmalchian to play Mr 3 in the live action One Piece. Damn he’s awesome in everything. This is gonna rule so hard. I really hope we get to Impel Down to really see him shine.

I need like 5-11 more seasons of Foundation.

“Coming at you ‘Live from the Woods’ it’s Hank Green!!!”

Here’s my lil dude Winslow. Only other boi in the house.

My unironic hope for the Conan O'Brien Oscars:

Paul Rudd presents a category.

You know why.

I’m having a lot of complicated feelings about watching someone who has been the epitome of ass kickers my whole life kind of doddering around the ring getting bonked by a dingus. I mean, am i paying too much attention or does this whole fight seem kinda racist?

They care about what the people at church will think. But that’s it. Like it it.

had a great bbq at my local library last night.

we all had shhhh kebabs

A complete run of every issue of Juggs magazine from the 80’s, a love letter complete with lipstick kiss from Kim Jong Un, a series of tablets featuring Trump tv and movie appearances, Vince McMahon’s hair from their wrestling match, Ivanka’s ghost, plague fleas, a bin full of his poopy diapers.

I cannot believe I really just agreed to go back to work full time. Looking forward to it though. Gonna miss being semi-retired. However I have been told there is a thing called “health insurance” and i’m “finger in your butthole at the dr’s office” years old which seems pretty great.

Sitting here with the doggo waiting for the King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard livestream to begin. The fact they stream all their shows for free is some love. Let’s go Weirdo Swarm!!!

I went to Detroit a couple weeks ago with a mission to find this giant cow head. My dude’s Phil and DJ made it a certified bro’d trip. Ate at Ishtar and Gander’s family restaurant. Both were life-changing meals. Bought some fancy weed too. Michigan was real cute. Ready to go back.