Joshua Claytor

just found out the government is still shut down. They should do something about that

@bdm.bsky.social one of my friends made a proxy of your unknown card

So you're gonna chastise us. I know how this works. So I'll vote for Pamela Stevenson over Amy and when they both lose at least you can feel good about yourself

I am okay with the dodgers winning again, which feels the mostly likely, but I want some fun

A mariners brewers world series would be the most fun

If you put ranch powder in ranch dressing you get a mistake.

They would kill Seth with a hammer if hit a stomp on her

I can't wait to play magic with my friends tomorrow.

I got 2 of the furby lairs everything else I wanted was already sold out. just the worst system. They print money, but only so much of it.

Oh well, I'll be back for the Playstation flavor of slop later in the month

No amount of money or power can stop your last words from being "check this shit out"

Imagine being CBS and paying 150M for a blog and then giving the boss of that blog the reins to CBS News and she starts reposting shit from her blog

I used to think people just didn’t understand what Columbus did but now I think some are really attached to him (as opposed to other worthy italians to celebrate) because their whole thing is not only getting away with doing horrible things but forcing everyone to praise them for being horrible

Why is this not consumer friendly slop?

I have no idea what songs iron maiden make, I probably wouldn't like them but the art is cool?

and yes I am part of the problem, but also the magic storyline sucks, it's bad retellings of other people's works.

Jaws would fix me.

none of us can actually speak with our wallets in a way that matter.

Also I want a copy of the office secret lair, and I hate that show. It's so fucking bad.
We talk about consumer rights and anti capitalism until it's time to participate

This is slop after all, why do we have to change flavors

Wotc knows that MTG players pride themselves on being the smartest people in the room (derogatory) but also have proof that no matter how unhappy they are, they will continue to spend money, making us the actual dumbest fucks alive.

I'm so sorry to hear that. Best wishes to you and yours

I want this system obliterated.

I shouldn't have to join discorda to game the system. I know the PlayStation sale is going to be a wreck too

the algorithm has been cursed for me recently, the vibes are atrocious

Just queued up for a furby secret lair and have more than an hour wait.

I can't believe I keep letting wotc call me a fucking idiot and doing this.

How bad is the secret lair sale today?

The Christianity I grew up on said as long as Jesus saved you you were in heaven.

I refuse to believe that you could be a monster and still get in

Kentucky can have an interim head coach if mitch barnhart is brave enough.

pumpkin chili is really good though!

I can see that!

What's the worst thing to happen if commander gets a wishboard of say, 10 cards?

how many goddamn sitcoms can possibly have the premise “your dad, tim allen, is a dickhead”

Ryan Day is gonna figure out how to lose to this michigan team and I am going to put rocks in my pockets and walk into the Brushy Fork Creek

is it okay to have a small pizza by yourself for three meals total in a day?