Crimson Capacitor

<staff kitchen>

NAZGUL #1: I just...
NAZGUL: #2: What?
N#1: Like... Seriously? We're hunting HOBBITS now?
N#2: I mean okay but clue was in the name
N#1: True, but still
WITCH KING <entering>: Hey
N#1: Hey
N#2: Hey

<Witch King leaves with coffee>

N#1: Maybe we should have said something
N#2: Maybe

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Age verification? I was my dad's TV remote control.

Who should play next year’s Super Bowl halftime show?

I’m not even kidding man, Weird Al.

It’s time.

The choice to frame this rhetorically as a negotiation *with ICE and DHS* rather than, you know, a decision about their future made by their rightful superiors in the popularly elected legislature is, to me, incredibly grating.

Post a banger that is not in English.

Seen the Gipsy Kings several times. They put on a great show.

youtu.be/GGqcpDSUJlE?...

A diagram of the evolution of whales, from land dwelling mammals to the ocean giants we know today.

Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable

This is it. This is what I'm talking about. This is everything. bsky.app/profile/sean...

YouTube video by Bob Marvin The Jones Girl (alt) - The Five Satins

I don't think enough people have ever seen/heard this. This is probably the worst sax solo ever recorded.

Starts at about 0:55...

youtu.be/Pt76-vvCGWs?...

I just saw your cat horse!

We are proud to unveil the world’s longest underwater timelapse, starting May 1st 2023 and running 1,000 days through January 28, 2026. This 10fps period covers summer 2023’s coral bleaching mortality event, but then recovering and growing through ‘24 & ‘25 into ‘26 #coralcitycamera

You'll be amazed how satisfying this is.

Can confirm, is excellent

a panican implies the existence of a panican't

Take my "hateful" reskeet for this comment that I feel I should have made but didn't....

“The half time show needs to be in English so Americans understand it…”

I mean the Epstein files and The Constitution are in English and you don’t seem to understand either of those….

Here is a true thing and it has nothing to do with sales or marketing or my of that noise.

If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.

“Subjecting children to Bad Bunny’s dancing is disgusting!” shouted the man who subjected children to raping.

Day of the Triffids?

Chappell Bone playing on the Puppy Bowl. It’s a puppy chewing on a blue and orange puffy thing

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

Scotch
Lima beans
The Cure

I am from Seattle.

I live in Maine.

I am at a bar that by definition is All-In For the Patriots.

Someone just saw my blue & green hair extensions & *recoiled.*

“Cat what the fuck are you doing?”

And Reader, I got to say it. In the right context.

BITCH I AM FROM SEATTLE! #dragrace #superbowl

…🧐

A young frog went and took a DNA test.

Turned out he was part British, part French, part Czech, part Norwegian, part Hungarian….

…and a tad Pole.

Just received a letter in the mail notifying me that some of my personal information was accessed by a hacker. Great.

IT HAPPENED ON 13-JAN-2025! OVER A YEAR AGO!!!! AND I'M JUST BEING TOLD NOW????

I'm GenX. We grew up in an all-print world. We read really fast. So, my Millennial and GenZ peeps, I beg you for the love of Bananarama, please just send me the article and not the TikTok of the dude talking about the article. In Prince's funky name, amen.

SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work!

I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖

Whistle Up 2: Rise of the Whistle Goblins | dansinker.com

Today the crew of weirdo printers that I call the whistle goblins passed A HALF MILLION whistles printed and shipped. I wrote about how we got there and how you can start printing whistles yourself. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...

Two contestants names Randle and Lamb

Whoa Black Betty

Meme with 4 pictures and a caption in the center that says "Whoa Black Betty." Jar labeled Bramble Jam Plastic produce container labeled "rambutans" Photo of a man and woman watermarked "Pam Bellam" Shelf at a store with two panda lamps