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Have a hairy hole. Usually top though. You gonna force me to flip?

12.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Democrats are so amateurish and naive to act on a promise of behavior in the future by people who shamelessly lie about their behavior in the past every single day.

10.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 2794 🔁 540 💬 147 📌 28

No Kings, Kent, Ohio

18.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The willful ignorance and hypocrisy of the MAGA GOP is astounding.

17.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 49 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

How dare they!

06.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

23.09.2025 01:16 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

This is not normal.

22.09.2025 10:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

16.09.2025 02:49 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

😑

21.08.2025 18:12 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

And send Sir your contact info.

06.08.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe in porn sharing sites? Like in ThisVid you can message people. Not really a forum like this though.

17.07.2025 10:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Vatican owns all the property. When a priest or bishop gets out of line, they lock them out.

10.07.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s surprising. Why are there no gay dudes in tennis?

29.06.2025 16:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that Deshaun Watson?

28.06.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex Padilla had an even deadlier opinion that failed to go off. “We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, […]

“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem theonion.com/kristi-...

14.06.2025 00:30 — 👍 5905 🔁 932 💬 182 📌 61

Nice. Opposite of a helicopter parent. Submarine parent?

12.06.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unclear what I’m looking at. Holding beer and pissing? Or holding a urine sample and looking at dick?

12.06.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cheeto is first and foremost manipulative showman who distracts while he destroys.

10.06.2025 13:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear USA

Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.

Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland

09.06.2025 20:31 — 👍 23962 🔁 5595 💬 1 📌 5

Anon on sniffies

07.06.2025 11:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I’m thinking this war is the meta version of Hogan’s Heroes. Ukraine is just faster and smarter and has right on their side.

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01.06.2025 15:15 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂😂

28.05.2025 07:25 — 👍 39 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

And where are you? Also cam on tele: @OH440bear

26.05.2025 09:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tale as old as time.

22.05.2025 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…or give him a plane.

13.05.2025 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mmmmm those nipples are calling out to me.

10.05.2025 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to survive a vindictive Dean

10.05.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nice gear coach.

01.05.2025 17:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A world-renowned economist with a PhD from Oxford and a demented orange buffoon will meet sometime in the near future. This should be interesting.

01.05.2025 00:14 — 👍 1026 🔁 148 💬 24 📌 17

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