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Mia Starr saw my Halloween costume and decided to heat up my nachos…

Hugh Jackman doing a probiotic commercial where he tap dances is the biggest recession indicator I can think of

you got it pal

you got it pal

I always catch it and put it in my pocket for later

I hate this 😞

watched the first episode of wonder man

I think the casting and acting with these two is great, but I do not think a single novella is plot heavy enough for an entire season of a show and would have been better suited as a 2 hour premiere, with the rest of the season as a modern day Xena/Hercules beat

Dear Evan Meatball

the voice in my head that says “where’s that baby’s hat” when it’s below a certain temperature now says “where’s that doggie’s booties” at a different temperature

I won't apologize for wanting to know if she still thinks it's cool

Jojo - Baby It's You "Ice is cool, but I'm looking for more"

need to know if jojo's position on ice has evolved in lieu of recent events

lmao

careful now…talk like that might give boys ideas (they’d be accurate ideas but still)

new music from The Format…
new music from Jessie Ware…

there are two wolves inside you, they are both gay millennials in their late 30s

does the mustache help provide balance or just warmth

it might be cold but it’s friday and the sun is setting after 5pm tonight 😎

decay exists as an extinct form of life

bro just wants to chow down

kind of wish i was on twitter to see stan twitter go apoplectic about wicked: for good getting shut out at the Oscars

this is a deeply important cause to me www.queerty.com/he-wants-to-...

Opinion | Soft Pants: The Postpandemic Benefit That’s Here to Stay (Published 2023)

www.nytimes.com/2023/05/13/o...

no. ❤️

it sounds accurate

if you have the elasticity you should be sheltering others instead of bragging on the internet 🥶

I think the pandemic, and @davidmackau.bsky.social, did irreparable psychic damage to my relationship with pants

leg day + new slut cut underwear

ok targeted ads, maybe dial it back a smidge

do NOT let any white moms on TikTok see this

If you’ve resisted the urge to lie down in the street and let the elements take you this weekend, I think that’s worth celebrating