Skye Wolfer

this is EVERYTHING

In Memphis, where people fear Elon Musk’s supercomputer is making them ill Colossus, an xAI supercomputer, is blamed for worsening air pollution in a historic black community

“While Shelby County has recorded the dirtiest air in Tennessee for many years — half the state’s admissions for childhood asthma come from there — local residents say the arrival of Colossus has made things worse.”

mrw someone asks me what letter "horse" starts with

I just know in my bones that CVS is fucking up my prescription again

where the hell is London?

LETS GOOOOOOOO

Burger King. Raw. High Res.

I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.

AHAHAHAHAHA

I always assumed it was a fancy way of saying "dogshit" given how people always say Eva is a deconstruction

staring at the mirror
gotta smile, smile
don't be late
we got plans
its time to start a fucking riot riot
I'm so tired of keeping myself in a box

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

Digital art, my work from 2022. A werewolf

When you’re a werewolf, every day is Werewolf Wednesday

no matter how good your patty is, that shits gonna get dogwalked by a mediocre patty with all the fixins, that's just how it works. cooking your food better isn't gonna make up for leaving behind a key component of the meal

this is like saying if you make a good enough patty you don't need to put toppings on your burger

taking down fetterman like he's fezzik from the princess bride

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

never skip leg day

Stripy yellow and black chalcid wasp with thick hind femurs and stubby black antennae, at rest under an oak leaf

Another chonky Conura chalcid, sleeping under a leaf 💛
Such strange, pretty little lumps

this is definitely a joke for no one, so for context: in South Korea there's a conspiracy theory that feminists are sneaking the 🤏 gesture into movies and games as a way to mock people with tiny penises

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_...

can't believe Tate Reeves would say this about the Koreans

I'm very rarely saying this but I'll agree with the sentiment nonetheless

rapidly vibrating hype guy

See the movie buy the crust
See the movie buy the crust
See the movie buy the...
CRUSSSSSSSSSST

THE DUKE

when is it gonna be *my* chance to be a big shot?

you're already on my list 3 times, what more do you want

WHY DID THIS AUTO SEND WHEN I LOCKED MY PHONE I WAS GONNA SAY SHE SAW HOW MUCH SALT WAS IN IT AND NOW I HAVE TWO SOUP CUPS AND A SWEET POTATO

gym buddy bought a bunch of premade soup cups before