The three scores for Hallmark movies:
- How good the movie is.
- How much you can make fun of it.
-How much it pisses you off.

No one ever tells you how hard it is to get over your first teenage anti-hero crush. Watching the Skeleton Crew and trying to guess Jude Laws character:
Me: "Is he Kyp???"
Husband: The EU is dead. Let it go babe.
😭

Watching 'Paradise' and it's super unrealistic that an urban planner would develop their "perfect" city from scratch based on individual auto ownership and not a 15-Minute City model. #paradise #tvshow

"OH, typical Hallmark opening: city, text, and nothing else." -Husband Hallmark Movie Reviews 🤣

@npr.org got me through the last term, it'll get me through this one. I am crying because I can get my hometown NPR station a state away via TuneIn on my Roku. <3

I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.

Trump’s inaugural address centers on pledge to lift a country in ‘decline’ In his second Inaugural Address, the president reprised dark themes from his first and laid out an expansive policy agenda.

President Trump's inaugural address was a misleading assessment of the U.S. It has a growing economy, falling inflation, slowing illegal immigration, a record-breaking stock market, the lowest levels of violent crime in years and a military that has limited engagement in conflicts around the world.

Front row of Trump's inauguration. Total net worth of almost $900 BILLION.

THIS is who Trump will be helping.
THIS is who Trump will be listening to.
THIS is who he will pick up the phone for.

Not you.

Wow @hallmark.bsky.social did it. They made a really amazing movie with a great arc of acceptance, a threatening conflict, a resolution where the main female allow her loved ones to live their dreams and she help the place she loved. 8/10
#myArgentineHeart
#hallmarkmovie
#winterescape

I miss the totally absurd anachronistic fantasy/historical movies of the early aughts. A 1960s rock ballad while on a fantasy quest? More please. #ellaenchanted #saturdaymorningmovie #weekend

Got this cup as Christmas Decor but...it feels so nice I might use it all year. I refuse to accept judgment for it! #christmasallyear #christmas #perfectmug #coffee #mug

I had a woman on another platform tell me to shop indie stores *I have none* or travel to a nearby big city. *bold to assume I have one/have transport/etc*. It's a HUGE blow to the maker community.

Picked up a book pull from the library today and was not prepared for the newness of it. Literally book porn right here. Smooth, shiny spine; sharp, clean corners and unbent edges.
Can't wait to read it!
"Her Knight at the Museum" by @bryndonovan.bsky.social
#booksky #romancebook #bryndonovan

Sounds very ADHDmiliar...

Black fluffy dog with very wet, and tangly looking hair on legs, standing on an outside porch.

*sigh* I think we have our work cut out for us during our evening brushing. >.< #doglife #dog #poodle #poodlelife

FEB 2024 spoiled us all.

She broke multiple international laws and literally told a sob story about a PENGUIN and somehow that saved her multiple fines and possible jail time. I will say the actors did as good as they could and the CGI composites were impressive. (2)
#hallmark #hallmarkmovie #hallmarkchannel #winterescape

Realizing I never finished thoughts on "Polar Opposites". It's honestly the worst Hallmark movie I have ever seen. It's a HUGE step back for Hallmark. Everything about it was so far from reality no suspense of disbelief could save it. (1) #hallmarkmovie #hallmark #hallmarkchannel #polaropposites

✅ Forced proximity
✅ One bed
✅ Shared Secret
#polaropposites #winterescape #hallmark #hallmarkmovie #hallmarkchannel

She didn't even look up the length of time to get there. 🤣 And she doesn't know how to use tongs. #polaropposites #winterescape #hallmark #hallmarkmovie #hallmarkchannel

"I MUST GET TO ANTARTICA!!"
-Rolls up with a "designer" pleather duffle. 🤣
-or call the people he works with? 🤔
-This movie is just so far out of the realm of belief that I have to love it. 🤩 #polaropposites #winterescape #hallmark #hallmarkmovie #hallmarkchannel

Oh, props for her drink being half drunk!!! #polaropposites #winterescape #hallmark #hallmarkmovie #hallmarkchannel

Omg.. Penglings!!! #PolarOpposites #hallmark #hallmarkmovie #winterescape

"Love of the Irish" is a cute beginning to the year. I have to support the on-location Hallmark movies. And I mean Moira Kelly?? Win/win #HallmarkMovies #WinterEscape #Hallmark #HallmarkChannel