Norman Yolk

Sup on that thang

My brothas—get yourself a Starbucks cup! #blacksky

Sea creatures that were in the mood

Almost

Poster features a photo of John Hargreaves, the film's star, aiming a rifle. The tagline on the poster says: "Their crime was against nature... nature found them guilty".

Poster for the fantastic Australian thriller LONG WEEKEND (1978), directed by Colin Eggleston - BOTD in 1941

One of the main ways that the US was traditionally covered in the UK was the "only in America" story - tales which played to the British sense it was a bizarre place where mad people did mad things. The Express had a daily column of such stories. Maybe we should just go back to that framing.

"A Capitalist will break your treat in half and claim that he has doubled the amount of treats." = Karl Barks

How about "Savage Breast"?

"Haha, only joking!"

Cecil Taylor

You get your fun where you can.

Could've airlifted them out surely?

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

joke calculator called the “WRONGULATOR” that always gives the wrong answer: TIME WASTING MADE SIMPLE! Clock-Watcher's Office Games WRONGULATOR Always gives you the wrong answer ?!?10 × 10 = 42?0! MC CE ON C MR 7 0 M- 8 5 2 • % M+ 9 6 3 = OFF X - HA/ HA! GOTCHA! Lost your sense of humour for the day? Then lend someone the WRONGULATOR!

wow OpenAI is shipping their hardware already!

I wouldn't open with that one.

Just like his hero Godzilla

Thank you! Dwelling in the mire, stricken with the ague, a little knowledge gladdens my spirits.

Eventually you inadvertently end up with humans having pet names.

A Kyiv Harmonia orchestra has created a musical overture titled "Shahed" (russian drone).

It freaked me out because of how believable it is.

That is how to do it.

A domestic cat that has just returned from an exploration of the cracks and crevices of a domestic space, and so therefore has come back with a head strewn with the cobwebs they have inadvertently picked up from the journey.

Let's party with two feet in this world and two in the other.

I wouldn't say Farage is a fascist, he's maybe just our National Front Bottom.

Why would I want to update Bonkudonku?

I accidentally stepped in love once.

Fauset

ZZ Paganotti

Megahelth

Yes, Neptune would be a good place, at least there'd be a few minutes delay when they post.