Hindo

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Hey. Hey world, can we talk? I'm concerned about how frequently you're trying to show me a "wrapped" version of my year.

I don't need to know I ate 172 pieces of toast. I don't need to know when the day I drank the most water was or what kind of water drinking club I belong to.

Oh uz, Im such a hipster that I can give you plenty. I think the lowest I've seen is Julie Sokolow, 44 monthly listeners. I got one of her CDs free with an online order a long time ago

"Hey emcee, I need those reports on my desk in 30"
*imposter emcee pauses*
*throws a can of soda*

I was lookin for this at the library

A folded cardboard popsicle box. It is black with the words "Vampire's Secret Ice Pops" written in white and red, to give the appearance of blood being drained out. There is an image of a green vampire with a pompadour and big fangy grin, next to 3 purple ice pops, open at the top to reveal a red gooey center

Vampire’s Secret (1991-circa 1994): Vampire-themed frozen treats, consisting of bars of black cherry water ice on a stick, filled with a viscous red cherry sauce center (meant to represent blood, no doubt!)

A photorealistic mask of Clara Peller, the woman who shouted "Where's the Beef?" in old Wendy's commercials. The mask features her wavy grey hair and a string of pearls. The eyes are cut out, giving an incredibly unsettling appearance

Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady

Also btw dont microwave eggs youll die

Hand sculpted Toys of cosmic Brownie figures with a smiling face.

Legally distinct space brownies. One of my first sculptures.

#sculpture #toy #cosmicbrownies

Grinning eyes peek out of hole in a trash can mask rendered in pinks and greens. The trash can mask is my signature avatar

A view of a table next to a window. On the table is a diamond segmented into triangles on a plate with fork, spoon, and a shaker of "brown stuff". Outside the window we see pink clouds, the moon and radio towers against a starry sky.

A figure made of a gradation of colored circles from pink to green, wrapped in neurons that fire with electricity as they approach the top. The figure has a singular tired eye and a transparent hand that appears to be reaching about to grasp the head in pain. I was listening to Learning To Relax by Dan Deacon and that is what I called this one.

A vector render of a lightbulb against a pink and blue gradient. Two sets of energy lines radiate off the sides of the bulb. There is a thick and jagged black outline around the bulb and lines. The text reads "You know lightbulbs only die to maximize demand" with "maximize demand" wrapping slightly around the bulb. These are lyrics from the Rosie Tucker song Lightbulb.

Eh, I might as well post some #art hope I did this right

a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with its mouth open and teeth . ALT: a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with its mouth open and teeth .

Hang in there amigo

What are your top 3 Pop-Tart flavors? Does toasting or freezing affect the ranking?

Woah we got a soup guy ova here

Oh yeah? Name 5 soups

Crime, in fact. Ur under arrest

Emcee, that is the same as my arc but you only cried half as much for me 😔

Turn on da Damah charm

The sun is chasing me like smb3. He looks angry. What did i do

Robopon 2 GBA screenshot. The main character facing a dog labeled "LAB"

When you visit him in the past he says "I'm trying to become a dog". He's also a Pokecenter.

Sometimes you see the most beautiful art only to remember you spent most of the day playing Robopon 2

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #845,150, Hindo ‪@hindo.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 3, 2023"

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A yin yang. Yin has a uwu face and yang has an owo

I made this too.

A curious lil guy with an open mouth. We zoom in on his eye. The reflection slowly focuses and it is the lil guy with his mouth open.

I made a single good comic in my life

Drawing of a trash can costume helmet. A face peeks out and it's strung with lights.

Cartoon - On the left a bird sits in a nest. Caption: Nest. On the right a bird contemplates a scattering of sticks, one in its beak. Caption: N'est pas

Nest

30% of Americans believe coffee comes from coffee cows.

These are two guitars made by Johnson. One looks like Gumby waving, and the other one looks like Pokey, his horse friend. I would pay good money to see a band play these in concert.

Johnson Gumby guitar & Pokey bass

a picture of a piece of candy. the top is “blue raspberry” and has been designed to look like a raspberry. two large drupelets represent eyes. the bottom is red (pink actually but the lighting makes it inaccurate) and is supposed to be a watermelon section. the rind and some of the flesh represent a smiling mouth. watermelon seeds represent teeth, although these are not very visible in the picture. overall i find it horrifying

i do Not like him