uzworm

Who needs meth? I've been sculpting via looksmaxxing for years by accidentally walking face-first into walls

Americans be like "This thing that's been happening for 250 years in this country doesn't represent our country 😭"

Fascinating how seemingly the only function of Kash Patel in society is to nerf Nathan Mackinnon

A Google AI overview. "In basketball, a "flush" refers to a powerful dunk, typically executed with one or two hands, that forcefully puts the ball through the hoop."

Thanks Google AI overview, but I'm more interested now in hearing about these implied atypical dunks that are done with a different number of hands than "one or two"

Always gotta rep the 295 states of America with your suit

Obviously I'm not gonna play a game called fucking "Mewgenics", but also my very, VERY long-standing method of never, ever, EVER giving a shit about the opinion of anyone who posts in earnest about Chris-Chan has been working well for me the last few days

For anyone planning to quit discord if you want to get a hold of me I'll be on top of a mountain screaming gaming commentary in morse code through an Alphorn

a man wearing a blue and green striped shirt stands in front of a sign that says ' blitz ' Alt: Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory twitching

The Buffalo Bills when they finally lose the division race and get the 2nd-place schedule but next year rotates the AFC East and West so they'll still have to play the fucking Chiefs for the 17th year in a row anyway

Make sure to add that, really, the worst part of the comparison is that the Patriots actually made it out of the first round

It was a very Maple Leafs-type performance by the Pats soooo

Drake Maye's greatest crime yet is loading up on garbage time yards and TDs so that all the Pats fans still on Twitter who spent the last month arguing he was the obvious NFL MVP don't collectively throw themselves into a reservoir

Shout out Lady Gaga for making up for the last halftime show she was in by this time cursing the Pats to one of the best second-half shitshows ever

Say what you will about the Buffalo Bills, but they've never had a Super Bowl performance so embarrassing that the other team's kicker was a favorite for the SB MVP

uzworm - Twitch THE 8TH ANNUAL 24-HOUR CHARITY HUT, FEATURING @pinuwuk, @psycheyeball, @thejewker, and @rejax!

www.twitch.tv/uzworm Starting shortly with my block of the Charity Hut once psych is done. I'll be doing a hell seed of DK64 Rando till around 6am pacific. Join us and donate as we say #FuckIce tinyurl.com/CH2026donate

A picture from the Jackbox Party Pack game Nonsensory, green on a black background, showing a "Chirop-raptor" clawing someone's back. The person is smiling and saying "yay".

uzworm on the dahir insaat bad

uzworm - Twitch THE 8TH ANNUAL 24-HOUR CHARITY HUT, FEATURING @pinuwuk, @psycheyeball, @thejewker, and @rejax!

CHARITY HUT 2026 IS LIVE!

@pinuwuk.itch.io, yours truly, @thejewker.bsky.social and @rejax.bsky.social will be streaming for a full 24 hours for Americans for Immigrant Justice!

Check us out on @uzworm.bsky.social's Twitch!

twitch.tv/uzworm

It's funny how for a normal person, the health issues I've had for the last few weeks would be catastrophic, like I told someone what I was going through the other day and she told me to go to the ER. Like, the ER?!

Girl, I need blood coming out of at LEAST four orifices before I think about the ER

WHY ARE WE YELLING

WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR AMERICANS FOR IMMIGRANT JUSTICE CAUSE FUCK ICE BTW

THE WORD "WE" IS DOING A LOT OF HEAVY-LIFTING HERE

Twitch Twitch is the world

THE 24-HOUR CHARITY HUT IS HAPPENING TOMORROW AND SUNDAY BTW I JUST WON'T BE THERE MUCH, INSTEAD FOUR INTREPID OTHERS ARE TAKING UP THE REINS OF WHATEVER NON-TECMO STUFF THEY WANNA DO I GUESS

SHIZ STARTS AT 12 MT/2 ET

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Super Bowl party discourse is the silliest shit of all time cause I can't think of a less fun experience than sitting by yourself watching a gridiron football game

Like, oh, people are TALKING? During THE GAME? Good, I'll talk to them instead of watching the six minutes between every play!

1 (Nothing wrong with me)
2 (Nothing wrong with me)
3 (Nothing wrong with me)
4 (Nothing wrong with me)

*12 minutes later*

174 (Nothing wrong with me)
175 (Nothing wrong with me)
176 (Nothing wrong with me)

If this didn't give away the sort of area I'm moving to, I checked out the local liquor store for the first time and showed my ID as I walked to the counter, and the guy shook his head and in a thick Russian accent said "No no, I have fake ID in case anyone need" lmao

When I put in the maintenance request the woman in the office didn't actually say "With your budget you should be glad you have a door at all" out loud, but her look certainly implied it lol 🥴

Chat, is it a bad sign if the first thing I have to write on the move-in inspection for a new apartment is "the front door doesn't close"

Over on Twitter the "/pol/ was an Epstein psyop" people have immediately been leapfrogged by people using that as "proof" that Pizzagate and adrenochrome harvesting conspiracies were real, so

Just make the "/r9k/ was an Epstein plot" post now, I'm handing it to you for free!

You'll still be making shit up, because you'll be banking on the knowledge of people who first heard of /r9k/ in 2022, but you can get so more clout that way!

*Guy who heard about /pol/ for the first time in October 2016 on Twitter and thinks a 4chan image board actually had anything to do with Donald Trump being elected because they watched that awful "Feels Good Man" documentary voice*

"WOAH MAN THIS SHIT IS DEEP"