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@malkintrash.bsky.social

Eclectic personal brand, a poor fit for your TL guaranteed. He/him. Sex toy anarchist (thanks, Midsomer Murders bot). Reads Français / 中文 but posts on main in English

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How does a political journalist listen to Wes fucking Streeting talk about how Labour values ensure good outcomes & not think to ask him whether he still believes that "every day, we should drag a sacred cow of our party to the town marketplace & slaughter it until we are up to our knees in blood"?

12.12.2025 14:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't even know where to start with the circularity of "Labour has the right answers because it has the right values". I don't know how to deal with a political journalist who apparently doesn't know anything about Palantir. I just want them all to fuck off

12.12.2025 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👏👏👏

12.12.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I read anything stupider & more indicative of why the UK is fucked today I might cry

12.12.2025 14:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You mean there's a room temperature wooden implement that means I don't need a pregnant woman to take off my shoes anymore? I'm in 🤗

12.12.2025 09:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Which reminds me, there's a Very Short Introduction to Entropy forthcoming in the series. Well, it started out very short. They're not actually sure how long it is at this point. Also it might not be just one book anymore. Anyway, watch out for it

12.12.2025 08:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sent my dad a selfie of me wearing them & he says they give me "a sort of slightly aggressive gravitas" 😂

11.12.2025 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which is why I find the development of the concept "epistemic security" interesting:

bsky.app/profile/malk...

11.12.2025 17:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you think ‘fake news’, political manipulation and people being driven to extremism are a new phenomenon that has arisen only through social media, let me introduce you to the tabloid press.

11.12.2025 07:50 — 👍 50    🔁 16    💬 4    📌 0

Wearing glasses for the first time this evening. Fairly modest prescription for distance sight, mostly in one eye. 21 months sober today but walking along the street feeling drunk, sense of space is all out of whack 😅 Still, already I wonder what I was doing without them.

11.12.2025 16:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Contrails & handrails

11.12.2025 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was thinking this at the time! The media were simultaneously full of stories about the massive generational divide in politics *and* the Tory party's long war om old people (which started under the coalition) & I remember being incredulous that they were killing off their voters like that.

11.12.2025 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2016 Leave majority 'has literally died out', polling expert reveals The pro-Brexit majority from 2016 has disappeared, thanks in large part to millions of Leave voters dying, according to a polling expert.

When you let the bodies pile high.

www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/201...

11.12.2025 12:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good call

11.12.2025 12:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which bunch of monks do we think most deserve him

11.12.2025 12:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When Ross Douthat has you on the ropes intellectually... Well

11.12.2025 11:55 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Indeed. And yet

11.12.2025 11:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
11.12.2025 10:53 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of my timeline. Two posts. The top post is from Dan Davies, and says "Always nervous about personality cults in banking tbh..." 
The bottom post is from jana and says "nothing can stop me from going jana mode"

Screenshot of my timeline. Two posts. The top post is from Dan Davies, and says "Always nervous about personality cults in banking tbh..." The bottom post is from jana and says "nothing can stop me from going jana mode"

Scrolling down my feed I thought for a moment Dan was quoting you

11.12.2025 10:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking hell. So sorry to hear this. What is going on in this city. Hope you're doing ok!

11.12.2025 07:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

late night Liu Zongyuan draft:

千山鳥飛絕 萬徑人蹤滅
孤舟簑笠翁 獨釣寒江雪

a thousand mountains and not one bird in flight
a million trails and not so much as a footprint
lone boat rush cloak reed hat: an old man
fishes alone in the freezing river for snow

10.12.2025 09:23 — 👍 53    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 3

Alan Johnson really is one of the luckiest pricks in UK politics.

10.12.2025 08:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please expand

09.12.2025 08:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
View across a crossroads on Beacon Hill looking towards the back of the Massachusetts State House.

View across a crossroads on Beacon Hill looking towards the back of the Massachusetts State House.

44 Joy Street, a grey stone apartment building with two arched doorways with carved wreath like patterns above the doors. Autumn leaves strewn along the pavement in front.

44 Joy Street, a grey stone apartment building with two arched doorways with carved wreath like patterns above the doors. Autumn leaves strewn along the pavement in front.

A side view of 44 Joy Street that also includes the red brick building next door, the Museum of African American History, which occupies the site of the African Meeting House and Abiel Smith School, built in the early 1800s. The photo allows you to see more clearly the position of these buildings on a slope that, out of frame, leads down to Cambridge Street.

A side view of 44 Joy Street that also includes the red brick building next door, the Museum of African American History, which occupies the site of the African Meeting House and Abiel Smith School, built in the early 1800s. The photo allows you to see more clearly the position of these buildings on a slope that, out of frame, leads down to Cambridge Street.

A couple of years ago I had the opportunity to make a little pilgrimage to Beacon Hill & see 44 Joy Street, where Wieners lived, & appreciate how close it is to the State Capitol, aka the Massachusetts State House.

08.12.2025 12:33 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat 😃🥳🥳🥳

08.12.2025 12:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is glorious 😍

08.12.2025 10:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha (sorry). It's a great read though, you won't regret it. Super engaging & broad in sweep

08.12.2025 10:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jacques Gernet makes some interesting points about the different role of an imperial centre that might be relevant, idk

08.12.2025 10:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Have been delving into ancient Chinese history recently & there might be some parallels with this I think

08.12.2025 09:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Allowed 😉

06.12.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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