Haaland scores twice as Norway seal World Cup return
Erling Haaland scores two goals in as many minutes as Norway cement their return to a World Cup for the first time in 28 years in style with victory over Italy.
Norway๐ณ๐ด qualified for the soccer World Cup in North America next summer. 28 years since last time, so it was about time it happened. And what a qualification: winning all 8 matches, and beating Italy๐ฎ๐น twice๐
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
17.11.2025 19:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Ukrainas presidentpar i Norge
President Volodomyr Zelenskyj og Ukrainas fรธrstedame Olena Zelenska kom onsdag formiddag pรฅ besรธk til Norge.
Zelenskyj & wife visiting Norway today.
Prime Minister Stรธre of ๐ณ๐ด: ยซNorway stands with Ukraine in the desire for a lasting and just peace, as the Ukrainian people deserve.ยป
Norway gives additional NOK 1.5bn to ensure energy and heat in ๐บ๐ฆ the coming winter.
www.vg.no/i/alXJV4?utm...
22.10.2025 09:42 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Stemte mot russisk deltagelse frem mot OL i 2026
Russisk skitopp skylder pรฅ Norge etter at russiske og belarusiske utรธvere fikk nei til deltagelse frem mot OL.
The FIS Board decided today that skiers from Russia and Belarussia will not be allowed to participate in the Winter Olympics in Milan-Cortina๐ฎ๐น2026.
The ๐ท๐บ Cross Country leader blames the Norwegians and the other Scandinavians for the decision.
Which Iโm very proud of!
www.vg.no/i/ny5Q6d?utm...
21.10.2025 18:48 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 3
No, Iโm just a regular Norwegian. But the whole of ๐ณ๐ด supports ๐บ๐ฆ, 100% of the elected parliament backs the decision to give USD8.5 bn in support to ๐บ๐ฆ in 2025 and 2026. Even the Communists. We got back 100% of our land after WWII and hope the same will happen for ๐บ๐ฆ. Imperativ for European security.
20.10.2025 08:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The Noble Peace Prize is given by a Norwegian non political commitee. Take a look at our borders on a map; youโll see that we up north have a common border with ๐ท๐บ. I guess we wonโt give any peace prize to a Putin appeaser until hell freezes over. ๐ณ๐ด was occupied by the Nazis for 61 months during WW2.
19.10.2025 19:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan democracy activist Marรญa Corina Machado wins
Nominations closed in January but US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award.
Nobelโs Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado ๐ป๐ช.
No prize to Trump: What did I tell you guys?๐คทโโ๏ธ
Reason 1: Candidate&reason must be delivered by 31. January
Reason 2: Candidate need to be an actual peace person, not an appeaser of the aggressor
๐ณ๐ด getting ready for tariffs
www.bbc.com/news/live/c1...
10.10.2025 10:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Norge med dronehjelp til Danmark
Nรฅ fรฅr Danmark hjelp ogsรฅ fra Norge. Samtidig hever de beredskapen i energisektoren.
Norway sends materials and personell to support drone defence in Denmark during EU summit wednesday.
Norway is not a member of EU, but Denmark asked for help.
Norwegian Minister of Defence: The security of Denmark is also the security of Norway. ๐
www.vg.no/i/mPO2eE?utm...
30.09.2025 09:46 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Several unknown drones spotted over NATO air base in Norway (รrland Air Base). The usual suspectโฆ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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27.09.2025 17:35 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Flere amerikanske P-8 overvรฅkningsfly utplassert i Oslo
Det amerikanske forsvaret har plassert flere P-8 Poseidon-fly pรฅ Gardermoen for รฅ stรธtte alliert aktivitet, bekrefter Forsvaret til NTB.
Several US๐บ๐ธ P-8 Poseidon Surveillance planes moved from northern Norway to Oslo. Looks like NATO wants to have better control of whatโs happening in the Baltic Sea.
www.vg.no/i/XjPOJW?utm...
27.09.2025 16:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Anybody know if this is true?
My sister is married to an Englishman, and he only know the Norwegian swear wordsโฆ๐
26.09.2025 05:56 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Regjeringen: Tre russiske krenkelser av norsk luftrom i รฅr
Tre ganger i รฅr har russiske fly krenket norsk luftrom. Det er fรธrste gang pรฅ ti รฅr. Bรฅde forsvarsanalytiker og ordfรธrer mener handlingene var villet.
Norwegian government: Russian fighter jets have violated airspace over Finnmark (๐ณ๐ดโs most northern province) 3 times so far in 2025.
-They know exactly what they are doing.
10 yrs since last violation.
www.nrk.no/tromsogfinnm...
26.09.2025 05:30 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Motherfucking wind farmsโฆ
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Estland sier luftrommet deres er krenket av russiske kampfly
Tre russiske kampfly krenket Estlands luftrom fredag, opplyser landets myndigheter.
3 Russian fighter jets crossed into Estish airspace for 12 min today. EU: ยซmore sanctions & political pressure neededยป. Tyrkie in similar situation on 24th Nov 2015: Shot down the Russian Sukhoj Su-24 jet on the border between ๐น๐ท and Syria. Enough talk - time to learn from ๐น๐ท www.vg.no/i/XjPwbg?utm...
19.09.2025 15:18 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Russia accuses Norway of using arms supplies for ๐บ๐ฆ for its own enrichment. Look whoโs talking - supporting ๐บ๐ฆ is a simple choice when ๐ท๐บ abducts 20000 children and bombs hospitals and private neighborhoods. 61 months under Nazi rule in WW2 taught us a lesson about what is moral right and solidarity.
13.09.2025 07:22 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
FBI Patel says heโll meet Charlie Kirk in Valhalla, which is the hall of the slain warriors in Norse mythology, where they feast, drink, and fight under leadership of Odin, preparing for the Ragnarรถk (end of the world). The Valkyries will pick neither Kirk nor Patel, they picked my pagan ancestors.
12.09.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Russia attacked Poland๐ต๐ฑ - and NATO - with at least 19 drones last night. 4 days after Trump says he will reduce military support for the Baltics. Doesnโt take a genius to understand whatโs happening.
Full ยซcrisesยป in Europe due to these 19 UAVs. Think about ๐บ๐ฆ, they received 431 UAVs the same night.
10.09.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Haaland warms up for Man Utd with five goals in 11-1 win days after freak injury
ERLING HAALAND got ready for the Manchester derby by firing in five goals in an 11-1 thrashing of Moldova. The hotshot striker hit a first-half hat-trick in the World Cup qualifier. A Martin Odegaaโฆ
Anybody wondering what a Viking Beserker might have looked like? No need to wonder anymore - my fellow ๐ณ๐ด countryman Erling Haaland fits the profile! Totally unstoppable yesterday - 5 goals against Moldova. Only problem is that Manchester City meets Man Utd on sunday๐ฑ www.thesun.co.uk/sport/366411...
10.09.2025 10:09 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Seems like they already had the opportunity
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10.09.2025 08:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Norge testet nytt amerikansk supervรฅpen i Norskehavet
Forsvaret har sammen med amerikanske styrker gjennomfรธrt en test av et nytt presisjonsvรฅpen utenfor Andรธya.
Norway and the US successfully tested a new precision weapon in the Norwegian Sea. 4 ๐ณ๐ด F-35 fighters, a ๐ณ๐ด P-8 Poseidon patrol aircraft, and a ๐บ๐ธ B-2 Spirit stealth bomber teamed up in a long-range maritime strike exercise. Reinforced defense cooperation in the High North? www.vg.no/i/yEaOj2?utm...
09.09.2025 19:18 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
Large-Scale Exercise in Greenland with NATO Allies
In September, there will be increased military activity in and around Greenland as the Danish Armed Forces conduct training with allied forces during exercise Arctic Light 2025. The aim is to strength...
During the military exercise Arctic Light 2025 taking place in Greenland this September, Danish๐ฉ๐ฐ forces will train alongside personnel and weapon systems from ๐ซ๐ท, ๐ฉ๐ช, ๐ธ๐ช, and ๐ณ๐ด. More than 550 soldiers expected to take part.
No ๐บ๐ธ soldiers invited. Howcome?โฆ๐คทโโ๏ธ
www.forsvaret.dk/en/news/2025...
05.09.2025 10:45 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
UK secures ยฃ10bn deal to supply Norway with warships
The government says the agreement will support thousands of jobs, including more than 2,000 in Scotland.
The Norwegian navy ๐ณ๐ด will procure at least 5 new war ships from the UK ๐ฌ๐ง in a ยฃ10 bn deal.
The agreement to provide Type 26 frigates will be the UKโs biggest ever warship export deal by value.
๐ซ๐ท๐ฉ๐ช๐บ๐ธ alternative vendors. I guess the ๐บ๐ธ couldnโt be trusted a deal.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
31.08.2025 20:17 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Norwegian Sovereign Wealth Fund is ownd by the Norwegian state, that means owned by 5.5 million Norwegians. Do Graham impose a travel ban on every Norwegian to the ๐บ๐ธ? Who needs enemies with friends like thisโฆ๐คทโโ๏ธ
28.08.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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28.08.2025 14:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Republikansk senator raser mot Oljefondet: โ Hinsides fornรฆrmende
Utelukkelsen av Caterpillar fรฅr Lindsey Graham til รฅ fyre lรธs mot Oljefondet.
๐บ๐ธSenator Graham strongly reacts to the exclusion of Caterpillar stocks by the ๐ณ๐ด sovereign wealth fund (worldโs largest):
โ Your decision to punish Caterpillar, a ๐บ๐ธ company, because ๐ฎ๐ฑ uses their product is beyond insulting.
โ Your โbullshitโ decision will not go unanswered.
e24.no/internasjona...
28.08.2025 14:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
Fly fra Evenes sendt pรฅ vingene: Storstilt jakt etter russisk ubรฅt
Et stort antall fly deltok i jakten pรฅ en eller flere russiske ubรฅter utenfor Lofoten.
Here wo go again: NATO conducting anti-submarine ops in the Norwegian๐ณ๐ด sea since 24th of August, tracking Russian subs near USS Gerald R. Ford
www.nettavisen.no/nyheter/fly-...
28.08.2025 06:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
The US letting an imbecile, ex heroin addict run their healthcare. What could possibly go wrong?๐คทโโ๏ธ
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