average dilf enjoyer

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

ICE BLUE SOFA + CRISP NAVY BATHROBE + MILLICENT 4EVR

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.

bluesky: we give you moderation tools so you can make your experience here whatever you want, which is why we don't ban transphobes

also bluesky: just don't use those tools in a manner that makes us sad

hey bluesky if you need a ceo who isn't kinda terrible but don't want to deal with changing the account name, i'm currently looking for work

No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it…

No good art comes from greed: defector.com/taylor-swift...

⚙️ CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT ⚙️

@steelpeach.bsky.social sets the stage for the Legendary Pair with stunning colour work and a lively composition!

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Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums

Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/

they're hilarious. ryunosuke is trying to solve a murder and these middle-aged men are just seething over here in divorce court.

Socialism

You can now be banned for "Being disruptive to other users" yeah thats definitely going to be enforced consistently

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion

Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://theonion.com/stoner-architect-drafts-all-foyer-mansion-1819565679/

stuck in a jail cell with nothing to distract him, bvz finally confronts the abject horror of not knowing what color his hair is

ryuu was just proposed to. so intimate.

#tgaaspoilers

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EVEN SAYINGGJFKGJDKFK

#tgaaspoilers

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

the devotion chart being at max for both. Oh i'm sick /pos /affectionate

i solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but what's gonna fuck over my ex i hate

here's a reminder that discord has adopted a new arbitration policy, which means you have under 30 days to opt out of it

YOU 🫵🏽 should comm my friend red, he will draw you bespoke buff guys

All of the yes!

Getting the lady to cut each one into four pieces with the giant pair of scissors attached to the cart by a telephone cord

YUUJIN MIKOTOBA WITH HIS DOCTORLY HANDWRITING

this is incredibly sweet and all but please be mindful of phrasing

#tgaaspoilers

Kissing him

HI HE’S SO CUTE

He's so dad it's very cute

oH FUCK HERLOCK HAS PRONOUNS