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you know it’s a bad job when you have sunday scaries on saturday night

explain to me why my earliest memory of reading aloud is of a book about two best friends but i didn’t realize the “to” and “get” and “her” all on separate pages was actually supposed to be read “together” so i kept saying “to get her”

and now there’s a lesbian dating show in korea called ToGetHer

i got sir’d today and honestly—true joy.

well i got a job.

unrelated, i’m thinking about buying a gun.

@chelseahandler.bsky.social calling airplanes “a tube of farts” on Jimmy Kimmel is literally so affirming for me because i have been calling airplanes “a tube of farts and animals” for over a decade. thank you for calling it like it is

harley quinn and poison ivy are standing next to each other in a cartoon ALT: harley quinn and poison ivy are standing next to each other in a cartoon

harley’s mom referring to ivy as harley’s “husband lady” is my new absolute favorite thing and the only title i will allow anyone to refer to me as if i ever get married

a group of people are holding up letters that say need is all you ALT: a group of people are holding up letters that say need is all you

readily available and less “frowned upon” than in previous generations—what if all we really DO need is love? (and by love i mean drugs that make people care about each other)

what if all the generational shifts from progressive to conservative were influenced by dropping thc use with age, and currently we’re not seeing millennials shift to conservative (in addition to a slew of other reasons) because thc (activating empathy and connection in the brain) has been more

i don’t know how your day is going but i found $100 today so

when they kill me, it better be reported as an assassination.

keep getting told i have that werewolf blood because i like cold weather

i’m so sick of these motherfucking nazis and these motherfucking planes

obviously it would require a lot of volunteers but @5calls.org is so handy and it would be so extremely helpful if state advocacy groups could get in on the action

@syntheticmethod.bsky.social do you think 5 Calls could be updated to submit testimony? do you think it could be expanded down to specific states and counties?

Flood Google with this:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico.
2. it says Gulf of America
3. Click three little dots to the right of it
4. hit "Send Feedback"
5. hit "Gulf Of America"
6. hit "Inaccurate content".
7. hit "Incorrect", then tell them its name: ‘This body of water is the Gulf of Mexico’
8. Repeat

bro this full moon in leo is really feeling so irritating. block after block after block that just need to be broken down

waiting patiently for 47 to throw a fit for being upstaged by taylor swift at the super bowl tomorrow.

i won’t be watching but i know it will be news

mercury cazimi in aquarius sunday followed by mercury and sun square uranus in taurus monday and tuesday, respectively.

hoping for some eye opening info and innovative ideas on compiling resources to take care of our communities.

“Is everything a joke to you?”

Kinda, yes. That’s how I’m surviving.

venus enters aries today. are we ready for things to get steamy?

i think i’m more ready to apply aries’ fight in regards to things i value.

the aesthetic is divine feminine rage

mercury trine jupiter retrograde on 03feb. expansive convos—all parties benefit! SAY THE THING! be sure to thank everyone around you for their wisdom and guidance!

it is 6 am and i just wish i had someone to go get oysters with. why do i want oysters at 6 am? WHY DO I WANT OYSTERS AT 6 AM?!

FIND YOUR COMMUNITIES. find solace in one another, share support through osmosis. express your feelings in a safe space. let your shared values guide you into the revolution with love and unity.

aquarius new moon and uranus went direct… then, in the next week, neptune, venus, and the north node dance.

Hoss Delgado

imagine we all go back to myspace after 20 years

can we do a community organizing grassroots thing en masse and just overpower the federal government? is this too big of a dream?

i don’t know if it’s the aquarius new moon but i’m feeling like it’s time for a peoples’ government?

there’s like… a lot of bad shit happening but, honestly, the dark nihilistic humor that millennials have honed over the years is full force.

can someone tell me, if all the programs shut down because the funding is cut, can I get my tax dollars back?

this isn’t what i paid for.