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Rich Auntie.

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My mama and my auntie are running the same half marathon their father ran 43 years ago. They even have his picture (that was in the Detroit free press) on their shirts. Itโ€™s the cutest thing.

19.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got a pap and wax yesterday. I feel like my cooch might be suffering from PTSD.

14.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh Edmondโ€™s momโ€ฆit makes sense.

08.10.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Edmond is clearly differently abled #loveisblind

08.10.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sick and I hate being sick. The germs gross me out. But I got two days off work so a win is a win.

07.10.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no idea! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

21.09.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m watching church and they are singing all the songs I grew up listening to. I think Iโ€™ll go in person next week.

21.09.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My niece sent a twerking video to the group chat and Iโ€™m kind of jealous. I need to step it up.

06.09.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Naomi and Coco and idk who I want to win. Iโ€™m nervous.

01.09.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Watching this Netflix documentary about a mom who cyber stalked her daughter. Like telling the little girl to look herself and everything. This is insane!

01.09.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Katrina: Come Hell or High Water

30.08.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Lieutenant General Honorรฉ.

30.08.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Katrina Documentary on Netflix by Spike Lee is so good and so disheartening.

30.08.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I flew across the country and saw 3/4 of my siblings and 8/9 nieces and nephews. Iโ€™m so tired but Iโ€™m told my niece we would watch Hamilton tonight.

10.08.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cover up on planes!!!

09.08.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fly home at the crack of dawn and I still need to clean and pack. I donโ€™t even know what Iโ€™m packing.

08.08.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let God Sort Em Out (the album) reminds me of my childhood.

08.08.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been in the ER for over four hours. I want out.

05.08.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between this migraine, zoom meetings every hour, having to go into the office today, and construction next door today is the most Monday Monday to ever Monday.

04.08.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awww thank you! It was nice seeing myself represented. I feel like the single childless woman is kind of invisible in media.

03.08.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Tracee Ellis Rossโ€™s show Solo Traveling and itโ€™s giving me all the feels. As a single childless woman who decided to stop waiting to live my life this show is so inspiring.

03.08.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I was the first person in my family to go away to college. Now so many of the next generation girls are going. It makes me so happy.

01.08.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m convinced my braids are causing my migraine. If I take them down and the migraine stops then Iโ€™ll know.

31.07.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Virgo, Iโ€™m finally feeling the retrograde today. Iโ€™m on the edge. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

30.07.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just looked at my light bill and Pepco has to be smoking crack. Ainโ€™t no way!

18.07.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wednesdays are very client facing for me. When I get home I donโ€™t want to talk to anyone. A girl is exhausted.

16.07.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I noticed that they only included family moments in Nicolandriaโ€™s date and Amayranโ€™s date. So Iโ€™m going to assume they are final two.

14.07.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve listened to the Clipse album on repeat at least three times today.

13.07.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I asked him if he was okay first. Depending on his response I might have to tell him to go to hell.

11.07.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my friends from undergrad is on IG spouting โ€œred pill bitches are gold diggersโ€ nonsense. Like we are literally 35. You have enough gray hairs in your beard to be a silver fox! Please go to hell!

11.07.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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