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Jesper Andersen

@jandersen.bsky.social

Teaching robots to love. AI engineer. Google Deepmind. Portland, OR

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We are on track for a Drake to lose two consecutive Superbowls.

09.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But not the way the other guy means it.

09.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@tinakotek.bsky.social might want to, you know, try

07.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand Miss Piggy would have made Suicide Squad much better.

07.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do you hate joy?

07.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always keep your conspiracies simple.

07.02.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jack White would kill it and I will die on this hill.

07.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
From:
To: Rosalyn Fontanilla -
Subject: Re:
Date: Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:43:12 +0000
Please have them place the furniture in the correct places:
The couch on the right side wall as soon as you walk in; the dresser directly across from the couch, coffee table in front of couch, the 2 side tables will go on either side of bed which we don't have yet. Thanks very much
On Jun 8, 2012, at 2:29 PM, Rosalyn Fontanilla -
> wrote:

From: To: Rosalyn Fontanilla - Subject: Re: Date: Fri, 08 Jun 2012 13:43:12 +0000 Please have them place the furniture in the correct places: The couch on the right side wall as soon as you walk in; the dresser directly across from the couch, coffee table in front of couch, the 2 side tables will go on either side of bed which we don't have yet. Thanks very much On Jun 8, 2012, at 2:29 PM, Rosalyn Fontanilla - > wrote:

There is an entire email of Jeffrey Epstein setting up an orgy for JD Vance. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

07.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is awful

05.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I share the schadenfreude but a lot of people are getting clobbered right now because no one offered them a better opportunity than betting on digital sudoku puzzles.

05.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would help you a lot of Chuck Schumer didn’t insist none of us want actual change.

04.02.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tim Post deserves a might media empire

04.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drones would be extremely safe observers

04.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On service the verge could do for us is get some politicians on the record as to the definition of woke and DEI.

04.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE is afraid of children protesting β€œNext time, I’ll be back with a gas mask.”

ICE tear gassed a bunch of children on Saturday. This was a massive escalation of force. They were shooting tear gas at the back of the crowd, it took these unmasked people maybe 3-5 minutes in the cloud of tear gas to escape in without trampling. www.theverge.com/policy/87278...

03.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4952    πŸ” 2107    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 139

As disturbing as it was to have a mainstream CSAM social network I think it is weirder and more disturbing to have a mainstream CSAM rocket company.

03.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is correct, ability to delegate responsibly has become an entry level requirement instead of a gating skill for advancement

03.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep fighting the good fight

01.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can’t find this on their page…

01.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bacon number is a bit of a stretch involving my wife wrapping Dan Aykroyd’s gifts one year for Christmas.

01.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife figured out I’m 3, 3, 1 πŸ₯Ί

01.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First they came for Peter Attia and I said, β€œFuck yeah, that’s a good start.”

01.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@reckless.bsky.social I regret to inform you that frame televisions have begun their invasion of bars.

01.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never regretted shifting my Washington Post dollars to ProPublica

01.02.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hopfield Networks is All You Need We introduce a modern Hopfield network with continuous states and a corresponding update rule. The new Hopfield network can store exponentially (with the dimension of the associative space) many patte...

Hopfield networks are similarly adjacent: arxiv.org/abs/2008.02217

01.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair he ran on doing exactly nothing to law enforcement

01.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Portland peeps this is your chance to make Nathan Vasquez wish he hadn’t displaced Mike Schmidt as DA.

01.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Warsh looks reasonable? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

01.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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