On my second bottle of mimosas and I’ll beat every ass in here.
12.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@ayeeerakim.bsky.social
I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say we always met.
On my second bottle of mimosas and I’ll beat every ass in here.
12.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just had a young negro co-worker ask me if I “knew that Bubba Sparks was white?” *millennial deep sigh*
01.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He deserves EVERYTHING lol
10.09.2025 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“New opp pack in the air, this gas or what? He'd still be alive right now, if you niggas ain't gas him up”
10.09.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is anyone doing a fantasy football league I can join?
24.08.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05 mimosas in and I’m feeling very sexy.
13.07.2025 17:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just sitting here thinking about all the crazy women I dealt with and they all had two things in common. They played the Sims and had coloring books.
19.06.2025 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BET Awards is tonight in downtown LA while the city is burning
09.06.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just want Wayne to put the auto tune down.
06.06.2025 14:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0P always brings the SKILLS… Now he’s bringing them BACK to the Finals 🔥
GAME 1: 8:30pm/et on ABC
Mi hoy Minoy ME MINOY MEOJJNWI
06.06.2025 00:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I heard it was terrible
31.05.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Straight up?
it’s not easy or diverse enough for right now . It sounds really good!
There was just nothing that grabbed me and it didn’t LOOK that new or fun
Why do yall think nobody went to see the Thunderbolts?
31.05.2025 17:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2Keyshia Cole got them thangs thanging lately. 🫡
28.05.2025 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a “straight man”, why are you asking women how does dick feel?
27.05.2025 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Currently frying fish and I forgot to close the door to my bed room.
22.05.2025 22:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just walked in on somebody smoking crack at my job. How is everyone’s day going?
29.04.2025 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m scared of you lol
27.04.2025 06:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How many glasses are we in?
27.04.2025 06:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh no friend
27.04.2025 06:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not gon lie imma run it back with sinners, I need to be there again.
20.04.2025 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎶Til mine is the only face you’ll see
Gonna stand out ’til ya notice me🎶
😂😂😂😂
19.04.2025 02:11 — 👍 36 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 6That reminds me I got a gummy around here somewhere 😈
19.04.2025 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you start one let me know.
19.04.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0