The Gentle Man 🔞

I really need them to stop with the “I’ve never done this before” lines. I laugh out loud every time.

And now my coworkers are staring at me. 🫣

Go #fcf yourself.

Damn it. I’m all out of fat cocks for today!

May I borrow yours? I promise I’ll take good care of it and clean it thoroughly before I give it back.

I’ll even keep it in a safe place away from direct sunlight… 😈

Those shoes!!! 🔥🔥🔥

“Argue with the wall” took me out. 😂

It’s all fun and games until you set your beard on fire.

My dreams: “Excuse me, Sir… could I borrow you for a lil nasty moment?”

Said moment:

254 days now. Holy hell. 🤕

I think I might be good at sex. 🤔

My humps. My humps, my humps, my humps. My lovely Wednesday humps. Check ‘em out. 😁

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One of these mornings that’s gonna waggle its way into my…

…into my…

…my…

…

Ass me a question.

Twig and acorns. 😌

Tuesday.

Good Morning, Sexy. Happy Monday! 😘

Well… that sound has me under his spell. 🥵

So are you. It’s unfair, really. You’re both gorgeous, sweet, sexy, talented, and you can fucking draw!!!

If I didn’t already have two therapists… I’d be really insecure. 😁

HOT AS

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One of these days, friends… one of these days… 🥵

Road head would lead to road fucking.

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Samesies. Let’s just say I was once called the BEFORE picture.

It’s now deeply wounding to know that my classmates would only double-down on the insult and say that now I am definitely the AFTER picture.

To which I happily reply:

Wiggle that waggle my way… 😈

To the tune of “Unwritten”:

Feel the cum on your skin!
No one else can feel it for you…
Only you can let it in!
No one else, NO ONE ELSE,
Can suck the dick on your lips!
Drench yourself in cum unspoken;
Suck him off with mouth wide open!
Let him into your ass again:
The rest is in a video. 😈

OMG SAME

I need to try this.

The things I would do to this man… 🥵

Can I help you relax this weekend? 🤗

Those arms. That chest. Those nipples. That smile.

I’m on my knees, already. 🥵

To clean my mirror? Thank you! 🥰

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Of course. Get a body double to suck you off while you’re sucking yourself off and then…