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@pyreticmalzeno.bsky.social

they/them | minors do NOT interact | 31 | ffxiv: Aether-Faerie | they pissed on the moon, chat

334 Followers  |  183 Following  |  283 Posts  |  Joined: 31.08.2024  |  1.7508

Latest posts by pyreticmalzeno.bsky.social on Bluesky

16.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5672    πŸ” 2851    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 37
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the watch streak notifications are so, so bad, for both viewers and streamers. if you are a streamer, please consider turning off watch streaks. we can't be supporting this kind of behavior from Twitch

28.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

don't let them make you think this is something you need.

28.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1102    πŸ” 376    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

28.10.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19007    πŸ” 7357    πŸ’¬ 252    πŸ“Œ 1306

CHAPTER 5 MENTIONED

28.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best time to cancel your Xbox game pass was at the start of the BDS boycott, the second best time was when they jumped all prices up and laid off thousands, the third best time is fucking now

27.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 826    πŸ” 545    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Having lived through two cat 5 Caribbean hurricanes: Jamaica will require aid for years. The devastation's hard to overstate. This is our new norm under climate change.

Infra like elec/water will be disrupted for weeks for critical locations, months for residents.

DO NOT DONATE TO USA RED CROSS.

27.10.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 720    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

one of the greatest joys in this life is to buy a piece of art from another queer

26.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 522    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t

26.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3766    πŸ” 1629    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 10

If you're dealing with food insecurity with food stamps being cut off in November, you can find local food pantries at foodfinder.us
FindHelp also has food bank and pantry listings, as well as other mutual aid orgs and resources
findhelp.org

26.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 568    πŸ” 700    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9
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I think about this a lot.

25.10.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9226    πŸ” 3367    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 202
Do not repost this image or else he will appear in your room at 3am
The picture of the "he" is the pokemon spheal looking up as he is being pet
Meme

Do not repost this image or else he will appear in your room at 3am The picture of the "he" is the pokemon spheal looking up as he is being pet Meme

13.07.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1066    πŸ” 659    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 15

this is how i find out there's a mega starmie

amazing

25.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mayor Johnson is cooking

25.10.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6176    πŸ” 1370    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 87

Writing is great. You invent a little guy, you can even make him a nice little guy. And then you shake him as hard as physically possible and give him the worst day of his life. Love it.

20.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 11
picture of BirdHaven character Ochi hilariously timed above a post mentioning wanting fat cocks to play with

picture of BirdHaven character Ochi hilariously timed above a post mentioning wanting fat cocks to play with

discover tab calling him out is crazy

25.10.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah that 100 games argument can be ended full stop with one question.

who do you think that extra profit is gonna go to?

24.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the telling thing about all the billionaire hysteria

they would literally rather set more money on fire propping up the most uncharismatic sex pest who ever lived than they’d pay in additional taxes

these are not serious people

23.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2505    πŸ” 518    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 15

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

23.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8702    πŸ” 3349    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 317

I just want to put it out there that I would like a ban on the word "slop" and its usage to provide ineffable "critiques".

Read a book, improve your lexicon that way. Stop just regurgitating buzzwords from content creators with the knowledge of a potato and get your own opinions

23.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3
A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

22.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6692    πŸ” 1586    πŸ’¬ 387    πŸ“Œ 526
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21.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1619    πŸ” 503    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 21

I've always adored the image of Rhea encircling them, like they're the core of her happiness.

21.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bag of potato chips with the tag "Citrusy"

A bag of potato chips with the tag "Citrusy"

20.10.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1341    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 7
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a dog laying on a bed with a quilt on it Alt: a dog excitedly running around on a bed, tail wagging.

finally get to play outer wilds

20.10.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈

19.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10435    πŸ” 2844    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 31
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

19.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4990    πŸ” 2163    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 87
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Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.

18.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10070    πŸ” 8455    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 152

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