Doug

Wage slave

That old guy who still writes about the Philadelphia Eagles, now for PHLY. Annoys w/dad jokes, social commentary. Fan of what Twitter used to be. Also of rescue Pit Bulls. Husband/dad. Grew up in the South way back when progress actually seemed possible.

28 PHL burbs. Your uncle's favorite keyboard presser.

they call me mister mother fucker at times

Philly sports, Philly sports, and Philly sports

Philadelphia Eagles fan Washington, DC

Producer/Writer

Philly sports are pain || ASOIAF sicko

NFL analyst at ESPN.

That guy from the place with the thing.

lunch enthusiast, slut for public radio, friend of stray cats

Chicago | Comedy in Reductress, McSweeney’s, The Hard Times, Weekly Humorist, etc | Social Media Coordinator for The Belladonna | She/Her katymaiolatesi.com

Sports fan, shit talker, Coal Region survivor, clothes hoarder, joke maker, iced tea lover, Philadelphian.

museums, caffeine, and the Birds stuck in fl, heart in phl

Sixers, Man City, Steelers, St. Joe's.

Alumnus of The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good.

Anger is an energy He/him Green Party Distance runner. I run one marathon a month. I was the 139,519th account on Bluesky.

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