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Graham Planter

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

wait this is actually completely accurate I have never seen a tier list someone else made that I agree with

we gon lose

how it feels not liking coffee as a 24 year old

link dancing

when the chicken comes out jerked 🤤

I HATE HAPPY COUPLES HAPPY COUPLES CAN BURN

sorry babe but We Cry Together stays on during sex

the collapse of AWS should slow down the centralization of web services but it won't

Without downloading anything, where are you mentally rn?

An illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (a half-elf with white hair tied up in a bun, wearing a blue dress with gold accents, and beige sandals) and Ottilie (human with brown hair, yellow hairband, and green turtleneck). Asimov is crouching down looking at a cat with a potted plant between its tail, while Ottilie is leaning on the window sill on the top right looking at the cat. The background (behind the house) is a cloudy sky with faint lightning

for those who wanted elf pussy with bush

Mike Norvell’s FSU salary, buyout info What would it cost Florida State to fire head coach Mike Norvell? A number that sits as one of the largest in college football, his buyout if fired is 85% of whatever compensation is remaining on his contract. If fired at the end of the season, he would be owed $58,667,708. As of October 19, […]

Mike Norvell’s FSU salary, buyout info

@BravoCoolee's tweet about waffles and pancakes but i've edited it to read Bluesky is a place where poorly articulated sentences get interpreted. You can say "I hate waffles" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. I'm just not hungry for them right now. I was engaging in hyperbole

rocky horror is a booty cheeks movie

we gotta ban music

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

Sliwa is my favorite candidate in the NYC mayoral because he's guaranteeing mamdani's victory

thank you, burger king. this is what we needed right now

he's a fucking idiot. mathematically 9/11 only happens once a year, maybe twice if you play fast and loose with Europeans.

dawg im gonna be so unemployed 😭

call me The Little Engine That Could the way i think i can hit

under no circumstances will gavin newsom get my vote

any tomboy aura i could have is ruined by my weight sadge

I've been going to the gym every day

Theo Von: "Will I see you again?"

ESPN's Jess Sims: "I hope not"

oooo ur gonna love it

“I’m not someone that ever carries a silver lining for a loss — you either win or you lose:” Mike Norvell breaks down what went wrong against Miami in postgame press conference For the second week in a row, Florida State (3-2, 0-2) fell in an in-conference matchup, this time,“ to arch rival Miami (5-0, 1-0) on Saturday night in Tallahassee, 28-22. The Seminoles went down by 25 points in the second half, but scored 19 unanswered points in the fourth quarter to attempt a miraculous comeback. […]

“I’m not someone that ever carries a silver lining for a loss — you either win or you lose:” Mike Norvell breaks down what went wrong against Miami in postgame press conference

i dont even recognize the existence of that individual