Andy Dakin

Your xG for the games you see live must be worse than Burnley's.

Just into Cumbria today for Kirkby Lonsdale v Calthwaite Juniors in the Westmorland FA Benevolent Cup. Ground #2518

Second appearance at Townfield Lane for Barnton v Alsager Town in North West Counties Division 1 South.

A chilly Tuesday evening for Atherton Laburnum Rovers v Padiham in North West Counties League Premier Division.

South Gloucestershire this afternoon, Tormarton v Fry Club A in Bristol & District Division 1. Ground #2517.

Have you had time to walk 10 mins further up the hill to the remains of the old ground? Interesting if you get the chance.

Tuesday evening football, Trafford v Clitheroe in NPL 1 West, at Wythenshawe Town due to floodlight issues at Trafford.

Rhyl deserves to win "Britain's Worst Seaside Town" on an annual basis and nobody will convince me otherwise. The football ground's not bad though......

South Shropshire this afternoon for Clee Hill United v Kington Town in the Herefordshire League Premier Division. Ground #2516

Tonight's football is FC St Helens v City of Liverpool in NWCL Premier Division.

North Lincolnshire this afternoon for Crowle Colts v Goole in Northern Counties East Division 1. Ground #2515

A cold Tuesday night in Stoke (ok, Newcastle) for Stone Old Alleynians v Highgate United in Midland League Premier.

Almost springlike in South Somerset for Barwick v AFC Strode in Yeovil & District League Division 1. Ground #2514

Chilly Bradford today, Route One Rovers v Harrogate Railway in Northern Counties East Division 1. Ground #2513

Game two, Moulton v Yaxley in UCL Premier Division South. Ground #2512

Another two game day. First up, Northampton ON Chenecks v Bugbrooke St Michaels in UCL Premier Division South.

Game two, Bilston Town v Cradley Town in Midland League 1. First visit for 35 years.

Game one of my Boxing Day football fix, AFC Wolverhampton City v Brocton in Midland League Premier Division.

Back at the great white elephant that is the Alexander Stadium in Birmingham this time for football, for West Bromwich Albion u21 v Luton Town u21 in the Premier League 2 Cup

Leicestershire Senior League action this afternoon, Sileby Town v Ellistown in the Premier Division. Ground #2510

A misty evening for Sandbach United v Stockport Georgians in North West Counties Division 1 South.

Yorkshire this afternoon for Garforth Rangers v Farnley Sports in Yorkshire Amateur League Divusion 2. Ground #2509

Jobsworth w*nker of a referee wouldn't let spectators watch from inside the cage, so we'll try again. Kidsgrove Athletic v Bootle, NPL Division 1 West.

Local again today, Crewe FC v Winsford Town at Reaseheath College in the Cheshire Amateur Cup. Ground #2509

Free football! Wythenshawe v Ramsbottom United in North West Counties Premier Division.

Very local indeed this afternoon. Whitegate United v Newton Athletic, top of the table clash in Chester & Wirral League Premier Division. Ground #2508

A chilly North Cheshire evening for Runcorn Town v Allscott Heath in North West Counties Division 1 South

Storm Claudia beaten at Highfield Rangers v Ellistown, Leicestershire Senior League Premier Division. Ground #2506

North West Counties League football again this evening, although slightly further afield, Wolverhampton Casuals v Shawbury United in Division 1 South. First visit to Brinsford Lane since 2001.

Reasonably local tonight, Maine Road v Ashton Town in North West Counties Division 1 North.