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Have fun today, #Everton Toffees, love you all! #utft #coyb

Brisbane will be one of the first teams out in the #AFL Finals.

Access to the internet while drunk is dangerous. Fuck you, tariffs and the people who cause them.

Oh that is beautiful

Not only did he show me how to find special joy in food, he’s a big part of why I found Essendon.

I still miss Bourdain.

By the age of 50 I’m going to be fluent in another language. I have 7 years.

Good luck, Germany.

Wow, St. Kilda, that wasn’t pretty but it was gutsy. Respect.

I don’t know how this happened but this St. Kilda vs. Richmond game is…fun? #AFL

Fuck, Tigers not Hawks

My favorite doctor and companion

Oh man, Tom Petty :(

Thank you so much for not fixing Peggy Hill

My wife is watching something called “Hart of Dixie” and I’ve spent enough time in SEC country to know most of those accents are buuuuuulllllllshit

FUNCTIONAL Bobby Hill?! I love it.

Time to watch the new King of the Hill

Guys I did my first Pimsleur German lesson and I already knew all the words and phrases, did I somehow retain some high school German?!

Blanket of Knives!

I was sweating my ass off in Jacksonville this week why is it somehow WORSE in Minnesota right now? This is bullshit.

Star Wars

#MNLynx win a nail-biter, #MNTwins win a blowout. Just like we all expected.

Snap of a “Highlights” video clip where Brøndby lost 3-0 to an Icelandic team in the UEFA Conference League Group Stage

More like lowlights. How embarrassing. #Brøndby #yellowbluesky

ENOUGH FUCKING INJURIES, MY TEAMS!

Can check

2 blueberry pancakes, 3 slices of bacon and a cup of coffee on a yellow Formica top

Short blues side bacon

Al’s Breakfast - Dinkytown Branch, a restaurant front in Minneapolis, MN with cedar shakes and faded blue overhang

Good morning

Same picture

🎶Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-gahana🎶
🎶Where the wind comes sweepin’ ganaheeeeeeey🎶