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Matt. Wide-Awake. Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Everton, Werder, Brøndby, and beyond. Sports, Steely Dan, and a responsible society. The Union Forever. LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/tm2s

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Latest posts by biffthetick.bsky.social on Bluesky

Maybe I should take them off again?

10.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyway that’s what they were advertised as on eBay

10.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ndiaye scored just as I put on my “Wayne Rooney-era” Everton shorts so you’re welcome #utft #coyb

10.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But that “journalist” said it was too hard to cover this stuff because it’s not happening out in the open please advise

10.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Re-upping this: anyone have recommendations for good pregame spots walking distance from the arena in Phoenix?

10.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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In The Kingdom of Ice

I know you’re just flush with extra time right now but this book might be worth some of it if you haven’t read it before hamptonsides.com/in-the-kingd...

10.02.2026 06:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goodnight, and #WolvesBack

10.02.2026 05:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That kid has more progressive politics than 75% of the Democrats in Congress.

Thats now how he thinks about it, but it’s true.

10.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hank Hill appears to look dejectedly at a box in his garage while Norm Charlatan says “I buttmogged some zoomers today.”

Hank Hill appears to look dejectedly at a box in his garage while Norm Charlatan says “I buttmogged some zoomers today.”

10.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Also the banana is extraordinarily racist

09.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His brain is a banana that’s a few days past being good for bread

09.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In former #Gopher news

09.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
graph of traffic on standwithminnesota.com

graph of traffic on standwithminnesota.com

it’s weird, to run this website and have a very distinct marker for how much people care about what’s happening in Minnesota

it feels especially not great to look at as eviction notices start to get served for families are still locked down hiding from ICE, who are still roving the streets

09.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 328    🔁 132    💬 2    📌 7

I, for one, am actually glad the Wolves didn’t sign this guy.

09.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Folks, I too am cheered by the data, but: one of the great challenges we still face is teaching and showing people how “deporting people with criminal records” has been Not What They Think, since Clinton signed IIRIRA in 1996. You can get deported for a minor theft, like stealing a gift card.

09.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 43    🔁 9    💬 7    📌 0

Feels like this situation offers a unique opportunity to completely reset the argument and framing. Which is easy to say but a different thing to do. But…still a chance for something better?

09.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.

He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."

09.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 3002    🔁 552    💬 33    📌 13

Tell me what unbridled joy feels like

09.02.2026 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’ve never had so many IP addresses at once

09.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT

VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES

www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...

09.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 1207    🔁 441    💬 46    📌 85

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

09.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 24993    🔁 5874    💬 102    📌 50

“Oh there’s no scoring” The game contains multitudes! The failed drives matter too!

“There’s too much content beforehand” nobody is making you watch it! I watched curling and terrible basketball all afternoon!

“How do you people watch this sport?” just shut up. It’s not cute, ask me how I know.

09.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Listen I’ve spent over a decade dogging the NFL but this game is unironically pulling me back in.

09.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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The vibe of the Halftime Show

09.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 2253    🔁 486    💬 15    📌 20

People are pulling for him! They want him to have something nice!

09.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

09.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 16812    🔁 3740    💬 131    📌 163

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