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"More than 200" AI slop novels collectively selling "around 50,000 copies" proves that not one of them was actually good enough to create any organic interest. The entire business model is scamming people looking for something fun to read, thereby polluting the same waters where real books are sold.

08.02.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Investigating the Puppy Girl Pandemic
YouTube video by co2goldy Investigating the Puppy Girl Pandemic

they're saying i've officially lost the plot. go watch my video

youtu.be/euSfPodXdhY?...

07.02.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Hereโ€™s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from โ€œThe Terrorโ€ by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~

08.02.2026 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3125    ๐Ÿ” 698    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

The Epstein class loves to cite Machiavelli and so forth but they are still deeply insecure people who don't even have the guts to look people in the eye when they fire them. They know they should be ashamed, and this one of the reasons why it's important we constantly criticize their bad behavior.

08.02.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 847    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Two things the Epstein Files show us:

1) Billionaires must be taxed out of existence.

2) Money must be severely regulated in politics.

08.02.2026 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 198    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"

The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"

08.02.2026 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5447    ๐Ÿ” 1094    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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User hatingongodot:

โ€œIn 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, โ€œDo not let the historian find out about this.โ€ To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the kingโ€™s fall.โ€œ

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

User Shitacademicswrite:

i thought maybe this was fake, but thereโ€™s even a citation!

Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejongโ€™s Reign (1404), February 8.

Screenshot from Tumblr User hatingongodot: โ€œIn 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, โ€œDo not let the historian find out about this.โ€ To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the kingโ€™s fall.โ€œ LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy User Shitacademicswrite: i thought maybe this was fake, but thereโ€™s even a citation! Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejongโ€™s Reign (1404), February 8.

Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!

08.02.2026 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2332    ๐Ÿ” 966    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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The Tech Elites in the Epstein Files The Department of Justice has released more than 3 million documents and photos related to Jeffrey Epstein. Hereโ€™s who shows up from Big Tech the most oftenโ€”and what the files reveal.

The Department of Justice has released more than 3 million documents and photos related to Jeffrey Epstein. Hereโ€™s who shows up from Big Tech the most oftenโ€”and what the files reveal.

08.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 219    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Haiti's Winter Olympics team shines a positive light even as IOC removes patriot from uniforms Haiti is making a statement at the Milan Cortina Winter Games with two athletes proudly representing the nation.

The International Olympic Committee ruled that an image of Toussaint Louverture, born into slavery and and leader of the Haitian Revolution, on Haitiโ€™s uniforms violated Olympic rules barring political symbolism

06.02.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 996    ๐Ÿ” 414    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
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Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.

07.02.2026 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9724    ๐Ÿ” 1296    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 342    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112
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Rare bus-sized phantom #jellyfish caught on #video camera.

Link for the video and more information: www.usatoday.com/story/life/a...

06.02.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2217    ๐Ÿ” 263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff

Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people โ€” derided as lunatic wine moms โ€” were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?

07.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10134    ๐Ÿ” 2729    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 218    ๐Ÿ“Œ 131

a hydrogen atom and its one orbiting electron
#art

24.01.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 175    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As I slowly delete random things from the internet, I am sometimes tempted to redraw old stuff

23.01.2026 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1645    ๐Ÿ” 290    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vulcan, a rare-earth magnetics firm backed by Donald Trump Jr.โ€™s 1789 Capital, lands a record $620M conditional loan from the Pentagonโ€™s Office of Strategic Capital in a $1.4B bid to curb Chinaโ€™s magnet grip.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/pentagons-...

24.01.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Large brick wall with a tiny white signat the base of the wall  that says "Slavery was real"

Large brick wall with a tiny white signat the base of the wall that says "Slavery was real"

"Slavery was real"

Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington.

Presidents House, Philadelphia.

23.01.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8701    ๐Ÿ” 3262    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 156
Three panel comic. Panel 1: A girl at a bar sipping a drink says to someone standing next to her, โ€œmy friends warned me about you.โ€ Panel 2: the guy, an eldritch horror wearing a tshirt and backwards cap says โ€œwhat they say?โ€ The girl replies, โ€œthat you eat souls.โ€ Panel 3: he says โ€œcome on, thatโ€™s crazy!โ€ She says โ€œmhm.โ€

Three panel comic. Panel 1: A girl at a bar sipping a drink says to someone standing next to her, โ€œmy friends warned me about you.โ€ Panel 2: the guy, an eldritch horror wearing a tshirt and backwards cap says โ€œwhat they say?โ€ The girl replies, โ€œthat you eat souls.โ€ Panel 3: he says โ€œcome on, thatโ€™s crazy!โ€ She says โ€œmhm.โ€

23.01.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2295    ๐Ÿ” 313    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18492    ๐Ÿ” 5956    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 198    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107
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ISIS control: Syriaโ€™s prison camp changes hands Also on the daily podcast: custom-made drugs and remembering Cecilia Gimรฉnez, creator of the โ€œMonkey Jesusโ€

โ€œNobody really wants to take responsibility or knows what to do with them.โ€ On โ€œThe Intelligenceโ€ Gareth Browne reports from Syriaโ€™s giant prison camp for ISIS fighters

23.01.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scoop: House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries opposes bill funding DHS and ICE Democrats are lining up against the bill.

Hakeem Jeffries comes out against the bill funding ICE and DHS. This seems like quite a big deal.

21.01.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7956    ๐Ÿ” 1640    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 850    ๐Ÿ“Œ 435

A five-year-old boy seized on his way home in Minnesota and now locked up in Texas. His family didn't know where he was for 24 hours.

21.01.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1912    ๐Ÿ” 792    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 73
Several agents hold a person down and sprays them with pepper spray.

Several agents hold a person down and sprays them with pepper spray.

An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune

21.01.2026 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8700    ๐Ÿ” 5022    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 852    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1576

They will do anything to not be caught up in the Epstein files. No matter what lives are lost or who we have to bomb in the process. Itโ€™s simple if we find out the truth on the Epstein files the GOP and all of them are going down including the supreme court.
DO NOT BE QUIET NOW

20.01.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16889    ๐Ÿ” 4803    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 463    ๐Ÿ“Œ 188
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Footage shows Danish troops arriving in Greenland as part of a new military deployment. Among the personnel who landed on the island is Major General Peter H. Boysen, Chief of the Danish Army Command. #Greenland

19.01.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4380    ๐Ÿ” 1180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175    ๐Ÿ“Œ 286
โ€˜This Face Will Be The Last Thing You See Before You Die,โ€™ Says Trump In Healing Address To Nation

โ€˜This Face Will Be The Last Thing You See Before You Die,โ€™ Says Trump In Healing Address To Nation

โ€˜This Face Will Be The Last Thing You See Before You Die,โ€™ Says Trump In Healing Address To Nation https://theonion.com/this-face-will-be-the-last-thing-you-see-before-you-di-1843888214/

19.01.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1511    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95 ALEXANDRIA, VA โ€” Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

19.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27337    ๐Ÿ” 9656    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 551    ๐Ÿ“Œ 506
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Greenlanders are protesting the American consulate in Nuuk:

18.01.2026 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its been right in front of us this whole time. literally high visibility. how could we be so blind?

18.01.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

next reporter who interviews stephen miller should ask him point blank if his goal in minneapolis is to kill more americans

17.01.2026 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19620    ๐Ÿ” 3546    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 339    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117

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