Eric L. Robinson

<Byzantines at Constantinople, early 1458>

The theremin defined 20th century surf rock

I think ST is good to offer if you guide it, but

There’s also some Holocaust denial-style mental structuring.

“He didn’t order the attack on the Capitol, but it’s awesome that he did”

USMC and our French cousins melted some tubes

As a military spouse at a biglaw firm, I know it when I see it

An exceptionally bizarre list

Feels like a LLM trained on the Facebook posts of 1,500 Army spouses actively involved in a MLM scam queried with “give me 40 books about leadership in the Army”

Only in Madrid

The Tercios won’t know what hit them when we debut the socket bayonet

Oppenheimer

“Chuck Norris told the light brigade to not charge at Balaclava, they did it anyway”

An entire channel devoted to dogshit

Peak AI slop on YouTube

“Grampa threw his Jitterbug at the TV again”

What group chats does this man inhabit?

45 seconds of screen time in Oppenheimer among one of the best casts assembled ever?

He’s a star for a reason.

If I met Anne Hathaway at a NYC bar in 2009 and we settled into a stable life together, my partner would be an Oscar winner.

One of the hardest scenes in modern filmmaking

a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting on a couch ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting on a couch

Me, right now:

He’s never read a book, be nice

So our BGs think the 20th century was defined by small arms…we’re gonna lose the next war bad.

She’s also endowed with a room temperature IQ

Yes, she can rule Sacramento like a Queen. Good.

She has no juice and I feel bad but politics is rough

Obamas kind of walked away from it, they make weird Netflix movies now

She was basically perfect in a Kobayashi Maru and saved the Democratic Party from electoral catastrophe and she should be remembered fondly forever because of it.

Did Adam McKay produce it?

I have very specific answers to this question

A COVID denialist BN CO went waaaaaaay out of his way to participate.

Should I watch it, then?

Don’t ever ask:

A man his salary,

A woman her age,

Or

To see the videos on an Afghan Border Policeman’s phone.

They understood shreds of it all

"Hmm, Christopher Hitchens did 3,200 words on the Kurds in VANITY FAIR, I don't like this, I guess I'm going to listen to Rush Limbaugh instead"

Starsector is kind of like this