Texas Porn Star Massacre

We collectively need to be figuring out how we can get Solange alone in an elevator with the president.

You will love it.

Why would you try to ever put me second?

I ask this question all the time

PSA:

If you’re gonna top, don’t just shove your fingers in people. Ask first.

Also make sure your nails are trimmed and filed properly.

The Princess Poppy

Okay LOVE this.

Need to win the lottery so I can quit working and focus on becoming the strong meatball I’m meant to be

this chicken spice rub is fantastic.
1 Tbsp. extra-virgin olive oil
1 Tbsp. smoked paprika
2 tsp. ground coriander
1 1/2 tsp. kosher salt
1 tsp. ground cumin
1/2 tsp. ground turmeric
1/4 tsp. cayenne pepper
1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon
Freshly ground black pepper
2 lb. boneless, skinless chicken thighs

Creamy Miso Peanut Chicken Lettuce Wraps Today’s yummy lettuce wrap post is sponsored by Grapes from California! 🍇 Okay, first things first. Miso + crunchy peanut butter + chili

My fiance and I really like this one as well.

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Stir Fry Asparagus Beef - Better Than Takeout! This Stir Fry Asparagus Beef is definitely better than takeout! Juicy steak sauteed with garlic and asparagus - it's the easiest dinner!

This is a banger and really simple.

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I was going to Chicago for a long weekend and I was hauling ass in my dodge avenger all over southern Michigan.

My brother just reminded me of the time I went to the train station for the first train out in the town 30 minutes away, forgot my wallet, drove to another town because I left my wallet in a friends car the night before, then made it onto the same train in a town an hour away from the first station.

Also, getting a jury summons that begins on my birthday? Homophobic. If I have to report for it I may cry.

I’m truly shocked that this company has not let me go yet. I’m constantly arguing with supervisors because of our processes and everything are working against our clients and I am not on the side of the company.

Hi 😍

Aoi Todo the king you are.

NGL I did cry a little bit watching it. When I realized which episode it was I just resigned myself to my fate

Put on a random episode of JJK to watch while I eat my lunch.

It ends up being the episode where Mahito kills Nanami.

No it’s fine. I didn’t even want to have a good day today.

Twas not! I enjoyed it.

Prodigal Daughter Lights · PEP · Song · 2022

Also, because I’ve always been a Lights fan boy

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Did U Kno Mahawam · Hot Pressed · Song · 2024

This has been on repeat for me for a WHILE now.

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“Peaceful protest” Instagram account Bio “Immigration is a right. Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Warriors for the First amendment. protesters”

Let us be clear - our position is always that we should do our best to keep our people out of state custody. Be water & avoid arrest. We are at war.

These ppl focused on “peaceful protest” & “nonviolence” do not have a plan to protect you from violence or arrest. Very dangerous. Stay away.

Alien Romulus absolutely FUCKS. I love this shit.

And I’m grateful for that

#AOITODO - Everybody clap your hands 👏 // #jujutsukaisen #aoi #todo #jjk #hanami #fyp #edit #animeedit #jjkedit #gojo #satorugojo #satoru #maki #yuji #itadori #itadoriyuji #sukuna #megumi #viral #blow... TikTok video by ⭐

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Someone made an edit of Aoi Todo and Yuji Itadori’s fight against Hanami and the music is the Cha Cha Slide.

IT FUCKING HITS hahahahaha

REST IN PISS in yellow hulk hogan lettering on a red background

The meme-ification of the Miss Universe pageant contestants shouting their country names is truly one of the funniest things to ever happen for me.