@aspicynugget.bsky.social
I am a faggot incarnate.
An hour til I get into Palm Springs and I’m like a raccoon in a cage that’s too small just fighting to get out.
GET ME TO THE GAY PEOPLE.
Straight driver: “You look like you play rugby”
Me, wearing my rugby shirt: “Yeah. I get that a lot.”
What a fucking week
11.12.2025 15:03 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need friends who are handy with a pair of clippers to live closer to me
10.12.2025 22:29 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way I’m gonna get so fucking high after work today. I cannot wait for this weekend.
10.12.2025 17:44 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I feel like you’re frustrated with me for no reason I’ve done nothing wrong”
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT YELL AT ME FOR THE LAST 15 MINUTES. YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME AND YOU MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF 4 TIMES. YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
You’re so real for this
09.12.2025 07:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was squealing and kicking my feet every second.
06.12.2025 05:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pythia is so hot.
06.12.2025 05:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*excited squealing*
SCOTT HUNTER!!!!
On my way
06.12.2025 04:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re biceps are huge, kiss me 😍🥵
06.12.2025 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Forever wishing I could host a teams meeting at work where I just tell every single person how stupid they are a point to exactly where they keep fucking up their jobs.
05.12.2025 21:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really wishing I could call out of work and go back to sleep
04.12.2025 15:01 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love that!! Campbell is great!
04.12.2025 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SUGABABES!! Not just a hot man with large muscles but a large man with muscles and taste!!
04.12.2025 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Truly
03.12.2025 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Men are fucking stupid
03.12.2025 22:12 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“You didn’t know I was into you?”
YOU DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME AT ALL ANYWHERE. HOW IN THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
Thank you. It’s truly one of my true loves.
03.12.2025 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hello, I am vehemently gay.
03.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My big Griff song was Last Night’s Mascara. Had me in a chokehold
03.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0GRIFFFF!!!! So good!
03.12.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Edible is hitting. Seated for the Alaska Christmas Show.
03.12.2025 04:06 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They sucked so Heated Rivalry could fuck.
03.12.2025 02:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got a new body scrub from LUSH over the long weekend and chat, it fucks.
02.12.2025 06:40 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s so horny. It’s got three of my favorite things. Enemies to lovers, hockey butts, and teasing as flirting.
02.12.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Priority playing Zara Larrsson, Jade, and Michelle Brance
30.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever else is trying to fight with me over the jukebox is trying to play 20 minute songs by rush and dream theater and absolutely the fuck not.
30.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean, I’m addicted to it at this point.
30.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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