a bald stick figure in a chair with his arms out in front like he’s typing on a keyboard, and he’s got the biggest angry frown imaginable and eyebrows that express frustrated bemusement
my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”
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She's not a natural blonde.
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A drawing of a triceratops standing among sunflowers. The caption reads, "I don't need to try to fix everything today, I can just change one thing and see how that goes."
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It took 2 hours to get here, Jill.
26.06.2025 12:51 — 👍 183 🔁 20 💬 7 📌 1
I should have said "heating up that main" but I was half asleep.
11.06.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First start off with... eating that main.
11.06.2025 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gold medal in synchronised sniffing for carriage N1517 today.
15.05.2025 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What's left to say when you're the 3rd person in the group chat to respond to the person on sick leave and 'rest up', 'take care', 'sorry to hear this' and 'get well soon' have already been taken?
11.05.2025 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A modern re-make of a Roman tile makers experiences, in Gaul circa 120 AD.
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And Prometheseus
11.04.2025 09:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Or Cornelius Pythagoras
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we = me
10.04.2025 11:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So are we
10.04.2025 11:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dead malls.
31.03.2025 05:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I need more thoughts.
12.03.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I get Outlook meeting invite as 'Optional'. You get 'Tentative' acceptance without comments.
02.03.2025 23:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cursed with edit access.
19.02.2025 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everyone over a certain age in the office, walking around the corridors, rubbing their lower backs. Me included.
21.01.2025 00:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This song slaps far harder than it has any right to.
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Or give you some Slack socks.
15.01.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Noice
13.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@ddsd.bsky.social Paddington in Peru at the movies is a very acceptable way to spend the day.
25.12.2024 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Corn called the wrong thing
Fruit labeled wrong
More rebranded fruit
21.12.2024 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Corporate cosplay day today and I forgot to shave my armpits.
17.12.2024 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Grapes growing on the vine near graffiti wall
The street grapes in Newtown are looking fine this year.
01.12.2024 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I assume it's a Balmain /ABC radio thing.
01.12.2024 06:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ingress players walked so that Pokémon could go.
19.11.2024 22:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It was *chef's kiss*
19.11.2024 07:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Uh oh, no power in Newtown and Enmore...
17.11.2024 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Publisher of rail maps & public transport timetables. Photographer, public transport advocate and enjoyer of irony and life’s little incongruities. Ethics matter more than politics.
eisner award winning cartoonist 💬 Nancy, PeePeePooPoo, Adventure Time, Etc
Content Producer / Creator / Podcaster and Pop Culture geek.
Champagne Comedy Podcast.
mygeekculture.com.au | nicheshit.au
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Everything: https://linktr.ee/mattfultoncomau
"You think I'd be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?" / Former arts & media editor of Salon and NPR. Words for New York, Slate, sometimes the Times, other places.
not text, but texture
ABC US Politics Analyst
Planet America co-host
Author and labrador owner
Writer/Journalist/TV maker
Critically reviewing everyone on the internet, one at a time, @TheInternetReviewed on YouTube
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Expatriate American journo. University of Sydney, SMH. Not text, but texture!
Consumer journalist | Feature writer | Columnist for Times Business | Make TV progs, chats on radio | Host conferences, panels etc.
Agent: Knight Ayton
Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...Still slowly but surely migrating over the nearly 1,000 foods I covered on Twitter, so if you don't see a favorite here yet, stay tuned!
Comedian, Cricket Statistician, Podcaster. Host of The Bugle podcast and BBC Radio 4's The News Quiz. Taskmaster champion. Test Match Special statsmonger. Live shows: andyzaltzman.co.uk
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
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Wildlife rehabilitators often wrap owls so they can be weighed and fed. If not, the owls get in a flap.
The result? Loads of pictures of #owlsintowels
https://owlsintowels.org
She/her. Lesbian. I post New Zealand ephemera and cool things I find on the Internet Archive. Not affiliated with Archives New Zealand or the National Library.
Gam zu l'tova.
Artist, anxious person, creator of Thera-pets cards!
Art,fashion,design,technology,mid century style, architecture,etc from the atomic space age
Cartoons and comics by Steve Nelson.
Manager: michael.krell@sixteenth.com
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I’m that sassy Jew 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏴
Rape isn’t resistance.
I’m a centrist lefty. I call out hypocritical lefties who claim to “accept all” but are disgustingly antisemitic. I’m here to fight for my global tribe.
Views are my own.
https://hollybondcreations.etsy.com
Chief Television Critic, The Hollywood Reporter. General social media dabbler.
Most of my content/writing/word-spewing can be found here: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/e/the-fien-print/
The official BlueSky account for Carole King. Singer/Songwriter/Pianist/Author
& Environmentalist
caroleking.komi.io
Middle-aged gay man.
Comms at Actors’ Equity Association (@actorsequity.bsky.social)
Cohost of Muppeturgy (@muppeturgy.com)
Stamford, CT
(he/him/his)