CoasterMatt

hoo boy. Rent is paid, thank you to all of my amazing people.
Power bill just got crazy. I think I can sell the rest of my camera stuff and cover this, though. #JustKeepSwimming

I'm definitely not the audience- I LOVE anything Universal Monsters, and this particular Potter thing is the least interesting Potter thing so far.

I hope Kevin Fiala is going to be ok. That was a harsh tangle up to watch. Hockey is the greatest sport in the world, but it can break your heart in a second.

US Women's hockey team is far more together than the men's group.

I'd make "Hockey Goal Celebrations" it's own #Olympic sport.

I've failed my aboriginal music exam ...did you redo it

#groan

Tossed in a woodchipper and launched in to a compost pile. Make him useful for once.

I found this great place online to order sausage I'll send you a link!

😝

We had a cat that looked like a basketball with legs, and it hardly moved until 2am.

Drawing of Jesus Christ in hockey goalie gear, with the word "SAVES" underneath.

Today's shirt that gets me in trouble. #nonsense

tshirt that says "I got to second base with a TSA screener"

I wore this shirt for a flight from LAX to Boston.
I never got pulled aside the whole time, but I got some looks.

WARNING: To avoid injury, don't tell me how to do my job

I think this sign might count as a "hostile workplace".

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Please please please donate. Thank you, friends. #lovebeatshate

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A squirrel, sitting straight up in the saddle on a noble steed, reins in his hands, declares "ONWARD BUTTERCUP, THERE'S FUCKERY TO SPREAD!"

I guess no matter how destroyed my heart is, I'm always gonna have time to post nonsense. I guess I truly am a conduit of nonsense.

See? She can speak the truth! It NEEDS to collapse, and she can burn in the ruins.

I've only ever heard it was the best queue- Monsters Unchained is better.

Child molestors all deserve the same fate as Charlie Kirk.
Why is the venn diagram of people that worshipped that creature and kid f##kers a near full circle?

Forgive if I'm just babbling on.
Stream of consciousness, indeed.

I'm floating downstream but there's no water anywhere around me

I'm flying through the sky
Deep down underneath the soil

I'm a man on fire burning blocks of solid ice

Running a bike shop for 3 years provides plenty of experience changing tires, but it still isn't 'fun'.

“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan

Flush, please.

3 different gold medal Olympians (not at the same time)

Ed Sanders (Boxing Heavyweight 1952)
Florence Griffith-Joyner (Track multiple gold and world records)
Kevin Young (400m hurdles gold 1992)

Today was looking up until I went in the garage and found my front tire was flat.

Should be open season on fossil fuel executives. They're endangering lives and think it's just so wonderful that other people won't be able to breathe.

Just like Republicans screaming about hypothetical abortions on imaginary daughters

Absolutely. The energy that you can get only in the rink. It's like the difference between going to the beach and watching waves on a screen.

YouTube video by Play It Loud Stevie Ray Vaughan - Life Without You | Live at Capitol Theatre (1985)

youtu.be/DQ4REYdCkTw?...

This man could play the guitar behind his back better than most can play normally. This particular performance, he played with his teeth and lost a tooth, too. #Music

There are wonderful people.