Vagrant Pilot Bongsley

I feel like a lotta folks tiptoe around it, but it really do be a fix yourself or die world out there

a digital painting of a night heron standing with "i'm about to crash the fuck out" in gothic pixel text beside them. it also has 2 stars on the top and bottom of the text

my child

Elden Ring username

Has not beaten the game

Smh

Buckshot roulette multiplayer lan party where you get shot w/ an airsoft gun whenever you lose HP

I miss being frustrated that the homies don't know how to RP combat.
I want to play pretend :c

When I hear Rough and Decent from the AC6 soundtrack it forces me to lock in for 2 and a half minutes.

@femtanylll.bsky.social why u cancel every mpls show me and the girls want to see u so bad it's not fair

*in the tune of "If I had a million dollars"*
If I had a Halo warthog (if I had a halo warthog)

Yeah when I'm out and about I'll "tinkle" quietly in the ladies room. But if I'm at home? I'm goin LOUD. I'm standing up rocking that shit unsuppressed. Putting a loudener on it to intimidate my enemies and rally my comrades.

Poopin at work, chumbawamba playing.
Almost as good as banana bread.

ᴋᴋ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ 🐶🍃🎶

3 gengars on the left is a traditional purple gengar standing a little taller than the gengar on the right which is striped with the trans flag colors and slightly smaller and more stout even though I used the same pattern I made in 2021 between them is a little tiny pink gengar about 1/4 size of the others. They are on a pink comforter in my bedroom with green walls.

Just realized I never posted the whole Gar family together so here's all 3 gengars I've made. Gengie on the left I made for my wifes birthday in 2021 and is my profile pic transgengar came out a bit shorter and fatter do to the stripes sewn together adding some distortion and babygar is 1/4 scale!

Booty shorts w the text "This vehicle complies with state and local regulations"

I wish stalker 2 did not need to compile shaders ever time it launches.

Lmao low tier white woman.
That's rich.

Yeah you can.
Not only does it kill you but it also hurts the whole time you're dying

Hehe fumble
Sometimes asking questions is bad