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Ben Johnson

@agentkooper.bsky.social

Likes: A damn fine cup of coffee, black as midnight on a moonless night. Cherry pie. Diane. Dislikes: Fascists. Also like: Comic books, Seattle teams, horror lit, single player video games and the absurd

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Who do they think they are? The Vikings?

02.12.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever read anything more true

01.12.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good god no

29.11.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did! I hung out with some family and saw my stepson off to linemanโ€™s school. All it cost was a tank of gas. Best deal of the year

29.11.2025 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That recording is incredible.

29.11.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And here I thought theyโ€™d be happy that someone agreed with them. Does everyone on that silly little island have thin skin or just โ€œcomediansโ€?

29.11.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œComedianโ€ is apt

28.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I decided to start Outer Worlds again and Iโ€™m enjoying it so much more this time. Iโ€™m exactly the kind of person that publishers hate.

26.11.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is not me hahaha. You know enough about my backgroundโ€ฆ.

But she recently voted with Republicans to condemn socialism the same day Mamdani visited the White House and man, fuck that shit.

24.11.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This might be a long shot, but does anyone here know anything about running for office in WA state? I know someone mulling the idea over and I really donโ€™t want Kim Schrier to be my only choice next August.

24.11.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao touchรฉ

23.11.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How has every other country pulled it off? Quit lying, dude.

23.11.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because they gained the one vote, forcing a vote that required each member to be on record. No one was going to publicly vote against it.

23.11.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Democrats are worthless. 86 of them just voted to condemn socialism. Theyโ€™re the party of Neo-Libs like Clinton. Until they move left they will not have my vote.

23.11.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Over-mashing is also an issue, leaving the potatoes gummy. Iโ€™d much prefer someone just boil a few pounds of reds and did a quick mash.

23.11.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What kind of weirdo would be bothered by someone showing up with food?

23.11.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh cool! My friends took me there for my bachelor party to make knives. Super neat place

22.11.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yooooo where did you get this done? Whatโ€™s great idea for an anniversary date

22.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

22.11.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The science behind the different brining, seasoning and cooking methods is what makes it fun for me. I smoked a turkey last weekend and it was so fun to see my research pay off.

22.11.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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22.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesssssssssss

22.11.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yaโ€™ll should be reading Dungeon Crawler Carl.

22.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow! Someone suggested the I Fight Monsters series by Shirtaloon and so Iโ€™ve been listening to that on my runs. Very different but super fun!

22.11.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would love to live in that country, pretend stagnating living standards and all

22.11.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The most recent season of Living on Earth has jumped the shark and Iโ€™m here for it:

22.11.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The most recent season of Living on Earth has jumped the shark and Iโ€™m here for it:

22.11.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I reserved my spot in line on Jan 3rd to meet Matt. Iโ€™m going to see if heโ€™ll autograph the tattoo of my cat riding a certain Dino

22.11.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d never heard of this series but the idea is greatโ€ฆ and I have already read Dungeon Crawler Carl twice so I guess itโ€™s time for something new ๐Ÿ˜€

22.11.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump being a dick

Trump being a dick

Annnnnnnnnd weโ€™re back

22.11.2025 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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