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@ghoney.bsky.social

Miserable old git. Tories, now Labour, turning me into Victor Meldrew, "I don't fking believe it”. Railwayman, Giant Labrador enabler. Living Kidney Donor. Falkland,Fife, Scotland

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Hot as a camel's underpants and twice as sweaty.

27.06.2025 14:47 — 👍 151    🔁 23    💬 8    📌 4
Sopwith Camel model from port side.

Sopwith Camel model from port side.

View from front

View from front

Finally finished rigging this thing.
##HistScaleModels

26.06.2025 21:17 — 👍 49    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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That’s a bit shite. Up here the rural fibre rollout sponsored by the Scottish gov goes to all the properties. We were up at this nature reserve in the back of beyond and even the houses there had fibre.

14.06.2025 14:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I catch the eye of a little girl in the supermarket who is simply loving the sound of the word 'always,' which she is saying over and over again. I smile. She gives me a huge grin and an even bigger 'Always'.

12.06.2025 08:42 — 👍 51    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Woman in Tottenham: What is gluten-free bread made of?
Man: Dust. And hope.

12.06.2025 08:43 — 👍 76    🔁 9    💬 6    📌 1
Delicious images of Edinburgh from Tom Duffin

Delicious images of Edinburgh from Tom Duffin

Edinburgh O'Clock - 3 minutes to every hour. - we run fast so you don't miss your train.

A new hourly image to brighten your day taken in #Scotland very often #Edinburgh and shared with love by Tom Duffin

@tomduffinphotos.bsky.social.

Please repost with your own caption.

09.06.2025 19:57 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Today's love from the Roman world. 40m beneath the surface, the amazing theatre in Herculaneum! Rarely open, a fabulous tho claustrophobic visit!

09.06.2025 08:36 — 👍 53    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

A baby being pushed in a pram fights to stay awake through the rocking movements of the wheels on the paving stones, which without question, will soon soothe him into sleep.

09.06.2025 12:55 — 👍 46    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

This biscuit is named after the French city, so the correct way to say it is...

“Strasbourg.”

26.05.2025 09:49 — 👍 57    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 0
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"Bucky" or Buckfast Fortified Wine is the bevvy of choice for Scottish "NEDs." (Non Educated Delinquents.) Their uniform is a track suit and a bottle of "Buckies." A hapless wine conoisseur decided to give Buckfast a try. Hilarity ensued.

26.05.2025 15:44 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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CUCKOO CUCKOO

26.05.2025 14:21 — 👍 117    🔁 14    💬 7    📌 1
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Ouch. Thoughts and prayers.

26.05.2025 11:24 — 👍 166    🔁 40    💬 5    📌 0

I have researched both sides of my family. I find interest in how the history we read impacted my family. Highland clearances moving them off the isles. Industrial Revolution, moving out of hand loom weaving to coal mining. It brings history to life for me.

26.05.2025 09:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A silhouette of Terry Pratchett wearing his trademark hat is pictured against a stylised background of a lilac flower and leaves.

A silhouette of Terry Pratchett wearing his trademark hat is pictured against a stylised background of a lilac flower and leaves.

It's the glorious 25th of May. Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! And a hard boiled egg! #GNUTerryPratchett

25.05.2025 10:29 — 👍 45    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

Woman queuing at a coffee van: Oh look, that guy’s handing out leaflets about a cycling event. That’s very me (calls out) Hey, can I have one of those?
Man handing out leaflets: Oh sure! (hands her one) See you there!
Woman: (Reading the leaflet) Ah.
Her friend: What?
Woman: It’s a psychic event.

25.05.2025 16:47 — 👍 57    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

Woman in Tottenham: Do you remember those mood rings?
Man: Oh yeah. Did you have one?
Woman: Yeah but it was always stuck on angry.
Silence.

24.05.2025 17:40 — 👍 69    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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Fact.

23.05.2025 23:29 — 👍 361    🔁 38    💬 19    📌 4
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Here's that video of the bumble #bees 🐝🐝 on our comfrey. Sorry it's a bit zoomy-roundy - hope you don't get seasick 😆

24.05.2025 17:40 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

With an air of sadness, a man outside a pub contemplates the particular, crumpled, zig-zag shape of a pre-made, hand-rolled cigarette that he has just removed from his pocket.

23.05.2025 15:57 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Holy shit we woke up alive

24.05.2025 05:57 — 👍 690    🔁 52    💬 16    📌 2
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The Wulferhampton Donkey and Unicorn Sanctuary are proud to welcome, Willy , Wanda and Wendy

23.05.2025 10:30 — 👍 73    🔁 3    💬 12    📌 0

A woman locks her bike by a pet shop in Hackney and a huge sticker in the window makes it look like she is watched by a giant angry kitten.

24.05.2025 07:31 — 👍 41    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

A raindrop landing on my phone screen makes bold a kiss I am writing in a message, like a mini Escher drawing.

24.05.2025 07:35 — 👍 57    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Woman on the phone: I have moments where I think 'Who the hell are you people?' Then I remember, they're my family.

24.05.2025 07:32 — 👍 99    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 1
Some fairy lights strung along a wooden pergola with lots of foliage and an owl!

Some fairy lights strung along a wooden pergola with lots of foliage and an owl!

Mrs P took a photo of the new pergola lights and in doing so it looks like she accidentally took one of an owl (see top left corner). @wulfhelm.bsky.social #ShitBirdPhoto

24.05.2025 08:38 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 1

Man in a pub: I've met a great new colleague at work.
His friend: Is he cooler than me?
Long pause.
Man: No.

23.05.2025 16:59 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Oh the news is just relentlessly hard, isn't it? I know in most ways it doesn't help anything, but just in case it makes you feel a tiny bit better, I will continue to post my little observations of everyday life x

23.05.2025 18:28 — 👍 121    🔁 5    💬 16    📌 0
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me: excited for my trip to DC

also me: is that Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body???

04.05.2025 16:02 — 👍 35    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

On the train, a dog watches his owner eat a pastry. He uses his absolute best - I’m so cute, and so incredibly sad that I haven’t got a pastry to eat - face. She finishes the pastry. He does his best - I’m devastated but I still adore you - face. And settles down on her knee.

03.05.2025 08:50 — 👍 92    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

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