Larry Clow

I’m adopted, and my adopted family is *weird*, so that’s like 60% of why this is me. But also…my Marvel Universe knowledge has actually been somewhat useful, compared to family tree knowledge, which has just been…depressing.

This is a very very dumb request but I’m starving.

I have $-2 in my cashapp and I can’t afford to get anything at the store.

Can anyone help me with just a few dollars to get something today? Please?

I'm tired of hating these people so much. I don't want to be bombarded with justifiable reasons to hate anyone all day every day. I just want them to go away

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Bearded man wearning an eyepatch on an old, analog TV. The man is wearing a grey vest and clutching his head with one hand while holding a paper cup with the other.

Let's do the fucking news!

Only if a beer's involved.

New life goal: never have another meeting, ever again.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Yeah you're right. The numbering got busted up around the time this guy got rolled out.

CT-80085

These guys look like they came in with a plan for Maximum Chaos.

If loving these is wrong, I don't ever wanna be right.

Another fine high is what you've gotten yourself into!

All of this is true and the list is full of bangers.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

DMs open for nicole kidman only

Are you tired of watching the same popular horror films over and over again for the Halloween season?

What if I gave you a list of cult horror films to watch this year instead?

A thread.

Americans associate being authentic with being racist is a thing I have noticed.

"Yes, I'd like the Mu-Mu muumuu."

Sign me up.

What if Mazzy Star but 60s girl group vibes?

Sorry to be glib, the point is I dig this.

Judge Doom has immersed Tilly Norwood in The Dip

I’d check with The Shadow

The selfie from One Battle After Another makes me think of Kung Fu Hustle, and one of my favorite archetypes, the sloppy hidden master, overlooked old revolutionaries who remember—well, sort of—the moves.

When Adoption Promises Are Broken Many birth mothers hope to maintain contact with their child. But their agreements with adoptive parents can be fragile.

If you want to understand open adoption, it makes sense to start with birth parents—yet studies of them are few. 2+ yrs ago, I began talking w/ birth mothers to try to understand what living in an open adoption is like for them, and what rights or options they might have if challenges were to arise.

"Immigrant Song" comes on at the bowling alley. Everyone up throws a strike, simultaneously.

Simpsons screenshot of Kent Brockman at the Smartline desk smiling and saying (via subtitles) A CHILLING VISION OF THINGS TO COME.

The last 20 years

If getting lost in biryani is wrong, I don't ever want to be right.

"Boss" should be a personality disorder in the DMV

one reason I think soft coup is underrated as an outcome is that we probably already had one in January 2021 and the collective popular reaction was that we didn’t notice