Max! 🦭

Happy birthday lesbians!

Multiple femme4femme lesbian couples turning looks in the audience of the chappel roan drag show I said oh I'm sure

does anyone need a sworn retainer. like a terrible instrument of your will who asks no questions and is more of a living weapon than a fully actualized human being

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The t I just injected and the block of tofu I just ate looking at each other like

The soy = estrogen pesudo science is still so funny to me

Avocado toast on sourdough is so fuckin good. No homeowner

Still enjoying the hell outta the game to be perfectly clear

(out of context vague spoilers in this one technically) I just feel like if the boss dying animation kills me the boss should finish dying too y'know

I am very much on the pro-difficulty side of Silksong discourse, both for personal gaming preference and also we can't discount the way it reinforces the worldbuilding-- *I die in a way that is so Bull Shit* it's immoral to make a hard game and I will be suing team cherry posthaste

OUGH that Qifrey print is so pretty!

I'm giving her a rum bucket ✌️

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,

It's been a while since I've gotten into a fantasy series like this, it's so fucking good but I keep one-more-chaptering myself when I have other stuff to do. I am on novel 5 out of 16 orz

Realm of the Elderlings ruining my life (affectionate)

Need 600 dollars due to recent personal tragedy. Picture is not related, I cannot figure out how to delete it. The money is not for that. I don’t know what it is even

🎵 They will jump easily if you hit the B 🎵

Vanessa Hudgens, of "Sneakernight" fame, designing the Dragoon class in Final Fantasy: basically what they're gonna wield is lance

>"gothic edging"
>dick motif
mfw

Dark brown but greying long wavy hair + beard + glasses is a helluva drug

I love my hair and have no plans to change it up any time soon but I will say it's wild how often I catch myself in a mirror and think I look like either a modern AU Gale BG3 or a pale Jon Magnusarchives.

Sorry

Hawkeye tuah spit on the Thing

Hilda's giving em out

Make em kith 😚

Usually the music is like Drake and shit. Vibe jumpscare

CRUEL ANGELS THESIS PLAYING AT MY GYM

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Writhing w emotion over that white haired man

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