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Why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food He/They

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Friday again Garfie baby

Friday again Garfie baby

28.03.2025 11:53 — 👍 1365    🔁 486    💬 3    📌 5

Also the cast was delightful

05.12.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like it's one thing to know Sondheim's great at making musicals and another thing to feel him stab a knife into your heart bringing back a motif at a narratively perfect time y'know

05.12.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Saw the Merrily We Roll Along proshoot... This Sondheim guy, preddy good !!!!!

05.12.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I simply adore his bitchy lil smirk

05.12.2025 05:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Made it though!

03.12.2025 15:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bet it feels good as fuck to show people tickets that are no longer available if you're ticketmaster

03.12.2025 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pruning my holds on Libby cries

02.12.2025 03:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tis the season once again

02.12.2025 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Turns out 3D does nothing to improve the whack ass way Chu blocks and frames scenes lol

26.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Theater website fully lied about available showtimes and I don't wanna wait two hours for the next normal showing so guess who's seeing wicked for good in real d 3d 🤪

25.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don't eat lentils because you're in your follicular phase, just eat lentils because they're good I beg of you

23.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Loooooot of folks acting like sexual dimorphism makes humans two completely distinct species with totally different needs and it's weeeeeeeeird

23.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm seeing more and more people online doing phytoestrogen pseudoscience but positive this time talking about "hormone regulation" in food for (cis) women and it's scaaaaaring meeeeeeee

23.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm doing a face mask. I'm sorting beans and getting them soaking to prep tomorrow. I'm sipping some crisp iced water. You fucking WISH you were me

23.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Black Friday creep this year has been insane... Why was I getting ads for Old Navy's Black Friday sale last week...

22.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She witch on my hat til I tell her yay :3

18.11.2025 13:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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アニメの公開日は2026年4月より放送開始です。
みんな、魔法の世界に旅立つ準備はできたかい?

#witchhatatelier
#とんがり帽子のアトリエ

youtu.be/dkJNqHgTxwI?...

18.11.2025 09:11 — 👍 1594    🔁 1135    💬 22    📌 143
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Tiktok suggested searches can ig et a hell yeah

12.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#frankenstein

05.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 1998    🔁 600    💬 7    📌 17

Also love when they're like "upload one of these valid legal documents to prove you've actually changed your name and you're not a filthy liar" and a court order of name change is. Not listed as a valid legal document. Alright buddy

06.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Changing your name is NOT uncommon enough to act like it's super confusing and a hassle to manage. c'mon now. Update your lil database and keep it pushing.

06.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like it's not even transphobia that's making them do this? A newlywed changing their last name would have to jump through the same hoops as me before any real human being who might be a 'phobe about it enters the process. Why? What are we gaining here? What fraud do we think we're preventing?

06.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Every time I want to consider updating the name on an old account vs just making a new one I have to figure out what kind of online form obstacle course slash customer service humiliation ritual the company wants me to do to update it. The answer is almost always Too Much

06.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

important reminder: food banks usually prefer money to direct food donations because they can buy at discounted rates

check with your local food bank to be sure but now is the time to help out

26.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 3428    🔁 2422    💬 11    📌 29

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY

21.10.2025 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday lesbians!

09.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Multiple femme4femme lesbian couples turning looks in the audience of the chappel roan drag show I said oh I'm sure

09.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

does anyone need a sworn retainer. like a terrible instrument of your will who asks no questions and is more of a living weapon than a fully actualized human being

07.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 568    🔁 65    💬 41    📌 5
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The t I just injected and the block of tofu I just ate looking at each other like

22.09.2025 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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