alex

my body hurts and im hungry someone should take an hour out of their day to hand deliver me ihop so i dont have to get up

doordash should be 100% free for me on account of how i want it

nvm just found out nano banana is on the computer 💔 i thought it was something i could eat

ohhh well im in bed and sleepy rn so

i would play games with u

nano banana? that sounds cool. i like bananas! i have a regular one right here and i am going to make a smoothie with it

great, most of my retirement fund is tied up in pepper perks

(guy who's secretly scheming to get rid of the baby voice) hey babe can i throw out the bathwater rq

every year, the game awards makes me feel like i don’t like video games, and i have to remind myself that what i actually dislike is gaming culture

whos building this

no!!! uefi for life!!!

REPOST TO DELAY HALFLIFE 3

Started watching the game awards out of reflex before remembering video games are bad and computers are shit

oh no

btw have u tried the dick sucking factory i hear they have openings

there's like drama or smth going on?? between various ppl i follow?? i dont really understand but i hope it gets sorted out!!

me too man. i also would like to put in less money and recieve more money. when you put it like that it sounds so simple

mom found the nootropic stack :/

fuuuuuuck

the picrew industrial complex

how come i never see you at the webinar

idk it just seems problematic to me idk like jk jk unless?

not that i would ask them to, that would be so problematic

nobody want me except my 100 billion adoring fans who would die for me

digital equipment cuntification

do you have ANY idea how good this feels? i did this. tiny little herbert hoover did this.

i thought they did away with him

well i asked chatgpt and my phone suddenly fell into the sky so

i went to the high class bathhouse for gorgeous married women and everyone knew you